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What is a life spoiler for you (possible NSFW)

Asked by RedDeerGuy1 (24986points) July 14th, 2022

(((Warning life Spoilers)))

Like for example where the red comes from in red velvet cake?

Or where does white sand come from?

Please expand the list.

Humor welcome.

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rockfan's avatar

Mother Teresa was actually a pretty horrible person.

kritiper's avatar

Religion.

SQUEEKY2's avatar

Arthritis!!!!!

Mimishu1995's avatar

Comic villains are real. In stories they look poorly written, and we don’t think people like that could exist, but they do. There are people who are just irrationally evil.

Blackwater_Park's avatar

You mean like cancer?

WhyNow's avatar

Who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp
Who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong
Who put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop
Who put the dip in the dip da dip da dip
Who was that man
I’d like to shake his hand
He made my baby fall in love with me (yeah)

malcomkade's avatar

Komodo dragons

Forever_Free's avatar

ummmmmmm. When she says the condom came off and I wasn’t wearing one.

Inspired_2write's avatar

While many aspire one day of holding Public Office , it doesn’t guarantee that honorable qualities come with it.

Sometimes the best liars are often the most charming and smiling people.

That sometimes the best dressed person hides a huge debt. ( gold digger anyone).

Since material things ( big house.fancy car,travels to exotic places etc) might make feel

happy for a short time, but in reality its not the material things that truely make one feel alive
and happy, rather its the simple things that we all take for granted that does.

The the earth can be scorched but nature will always find a way to keep growing regardless and so can we can too in overcomming our trials and errors .

WhyNow's avatar

@Forever_Free Legit too funny er… not funny!

@Inspired_2write Nice read! Like a political Hallmark card.

janbb's avatar

Insomnia

Nomore_Tantrums's avatar

My life has been pretty happy for the last forty odd years, I like family life.. prior to that it was sunset girlfriends who always wanted to rush marriage. I wasn’t ready until I was ready. There were times I couldn’t even go out with my buds and not have to listen to crap about how mean and uncaring I was. Give me a break. Happy those days are long over.

YARNLADY's avatar

People who say “Get a life”. No thanks, I had one of those once and I didn’t like it.

Love_my_doggie's avatar

Retail cashiers who ask, “Did you find everything ok?”

If I need help while shopping, I ask for it. I don’t wait until I’m paying for my purchases and delay the queue behind me.

But, I’ll admit that I have an irrational dislike for that question; it annoys me in ways that are completely disproportionate to the situation.

Strauss's avatar

When people tell me “thank you for your service” having no idea that my service was conscripted.

Forever_Free's avatar

@WhyNow a truly WTF moment.

rockfan's avatar

@Love_my_doggie

It’s funny, all the cashiers at Michael’s ask me this question even though the store is notorious for having a ton of items out of stock. I don’t think I’ve ever walked out of the store with all the items I came in planning to buy. So I always answer them “No, but at least there’s Amazon.”

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