What do you not want included in your obituary?
All humor welcome. My own examples:
“She died surrounded by 57 cats.”
“He invented the prune.”
“Survived by all 4 stepfathers and 6 stepmothers.”
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“This is all the Hentai that was found on their hard drive:”
“All the attendees at their funeral were lured there by the promise of free Bratwurst and beer, advertised on a small sign outside of the graveyard.”
I plan on being cremated with no funeral. I see NO reason for an obit either!!! I’ve told ALL my friends to NOT be bugging my brother as he’ll be following my wishes. In place of an inconvenient funeral, I’ve requested that any of those who care to take 10 minutes (or however long they feel appropriate) of their day to remember me in a way they feel from their heart. Maybe remember some of the old partying that we did when we were young & dumb, remember the smile (or evil grin), remember my pearls of wisdom. Even IF they don’t have any fond memories, have “I’m glad the old bitch is gone” moment. Remember the good or remember the bad. Just DON’T sit around crying!!!
”...Gone after a heroic battle with tan lines, her body will lie in state at the Goodwill donations drop off (selfies encouraged). Send memorials to IRS Delinquent Recoveries.”
A COMPLETE list of ALL my relatives, their wives, and children.
Hmmm…wait.
On second thought, that’s exactly what I want in my obit – along with leaving all the sex toys to a worthy charity.
<————- is a very worthy charity!
Laugh it up. Your turn is coming
Should I call him Grim, or is it Mr. Reaper to me?
Predeceased by 6 husbands and survived by one.
Had a small but serviceable penis.
^^^ @cookieman, as he was known to his Jelly pals, had a hoarder’s stash of Necco wafer. He also laughed, yesterday, when the Red Sox gave up 28 runs.
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