What are some corny pickup lines you have heard or perhaps used?

Jadzia Dax From Star Trek Deep Space Nine had a good one.
She asked if they could go somewhere private and count each other’s spots.

When I was your age, your example “If I told you, you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?” was EVERY guy’s go to. Yuck NEVER worked for me, but some of the bimbos loved it & they would giggle with delight on the way out to the back seat of his Shelby Cobra!!!

I don’t need to see you. I already know you’re a great person by looking at you FB profile.

Had a guy say that to me recently. I was calling a friend and she was with a group of friends and that guy was among them. He chimed in the conversation and that was what happened.

Come away with me, and we’ll go lodge with my fleas in the hills! I mean, come away with me, and we’ll flee to my lodge in the hills. From and old Groucho Marx movie.

Another Groucho Marx line- What’s a girl like you doing in a coat closet like this?

I had a bud once, who was always telling girls he knew that “I grew this mustache just for you”. I mean, talk about corny?

I had one I always used that worked like a charm every time. I’d see a woman I knew and was attracted to in a club or even at work, and at first pretend I didn’t notice her. Then I’d catch myself (yeah right) and say, Wow! Debbie or Nicole or (fill in the blank) is that you? You really look beautiful tonight! Never failed me. LMAO

Women can use some wild lines too. I had a woman in a club one night, threaten to dump my beer over my head if I didn’t ask her to dance. Yes it worked. Considering my alternative it really wasn’t a “Well let me think about that” moment. : )

One asked me ” So what do you do?” ( for a living)
I told him whatever I want, then left without anyone.

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

“Are you an astronaut? Because your ass is outa this world.”

“Excuse me. Could you help me with directions to your place.”

“Your legs must be tired, ‘cuz you been running through my mind all night.”

^^^^^ These are sooooo funny!
...and yes @ragingloli, that does smell…....zzzz

Have you ever had your bellybutton tickled?...

…From the inside?

It’s so trashy/gross that when my friend said it, he actually got a laugh.

^^ This one took me a minute…ewwww

I didn’t really need pickup lines…I was the guy who pulled out the guitar at the party!

@Strauss So that was you! lol, A man with a nice instrument always gets the girl.

A female bar tender ask me if I wore boxers or briefs. I didn’t know how to respond.

Not a big drinker and I was with family… but it’s moot now.

“Are you wearing spacepants?”

“Huh…what…why?”

“Because your butt is out of this world!”

And I just remembered the Weird Al song “Wanne be your lover”:

I don’t have a library card
But do you mind if I check you out?

I like your skeletal structure, baby
You’re an ectomorph, no doubt

Your face is real symmetrical
And your nostils are so nice
I wish that I was cross-eyed, girl
So I could see you twice

Girl, you smell like Fritos
That’s why I’m giving you this hungry stare

You’re so hot, you’re gonna melt
The elastic in my underwear

I’ll bet you’re magically delicious
Like a bowl of Lucky Charms

You’d look like Venus de Milo
If I just cut off your arms

Do you believe in love at first sight
Or should I walk by again?

My love for you’d like diarrhea
I just can’t hold it in

Stop, drop and roll now
‘Cause baby, you’re on fire

I’ll bet your outfit
Makes a lot of noise in the drier

You’re absolutely perfect
Don’t speak now, you might spoil it

Your eyes are even bluer
Than the water in my toilet

I wanna be your Krakatoa
Let my lava flow all over you

I wanna be your anaconda
And your heat-seeking missile too

My lips are registered weapons
Can I invade your personal space?

You must have fallen from heaven
That would explain how you messed up your face

Well, how’d you get through security?
‘Cause, baby, you’re the bomb

I’d like to take you home right now
So you can meet my mom

@ragingloli WOW very nice! :) “I wanna be your Krakatoa
Let my lava flow all over you”..ewwww

Holding his fist just below his waist level: “Talk into my microphone.”

What an idiot.

I hardly ever went out to bars, and that sort of thing was one reason why.

^^ Really have to wonder how the heck would he think being that crude would work. disgusting.

I know your phone’s numbers but could you help me arrange them in the correct order?

^ smooth lol

I once had a guy tell me my body was just made for sex. .I turned and walked away.

My friend used to tell men with pick-up lines in bars to “Slime Away”.

Some guys just have a one-track mind.

I have a question that just popped into my mind? Do men use pick-up lines with other men? Do women use pick-up lines with women or men?

“Hi, my name is Brian”, has never worked for me. ;p

^^ Good question. I never have, but I’ve had other girls come up and start talking, and before you know it we would be having a lovely chat and even become friends. But that was as far as that goes. I figured everyone does that though.

I only have used a pick-up line twice. It was with the same woman, in university, and we where already going steady. They both worked, but we didn’t know what to do, so we became friends for 4 months then parted.

@RedDeerGuy1 YES…men use pickup lines on men & women use them on women!!!
I had a female friend get wasted one night. She called to tell me that I was driving her crazy because she wanted me so bad & IF I ever decided to try a female partner to call her because she could show me something that NO man had ever shown me. I’ve always wondered just what I missed!!!

She knew where your clitoris is and how it works @LadyMarissa
Nothing you haven’t figured out for yourself by now, I’m sure.

^^ Oh my! ...umm…moving on.

@RayaHope Well before you do, in regard to that comedian said was crude, and I agree. But telling a guy you’ll pour a beer is his head over a dumb dance is pretty crude too. Every time that crosses my mind I think, I should have told her to get stuffed! Oh well, long ago but not so far away.

Are those mirrors on your pockets? Because I can see myself in your pants.

@Nomore_Tantrums That was bad of her to threaten to do that if you didn’t dance with her. As I was looking for that answer I saw the one about “I grew this mustache just for you” I don’t get it. Some women don’t like mustaches.

@RayaHope I know I never got it either. But he was the type who thought he was God’s gift to females anyway. So maybe it worked with his overinflated ego. Go figure right?

@malcomkade Gosh they can come up with some x-rated stuff.

Fore shore. No finesse at all. And I always thought I was a loser with women. Oh well maybe some women like crudeness and ego trippers.

@Nomore_Tantrums It really is less about what’s being said and more about WHO is saying it and HOW it’s being said.

I have a (different) friend who was amazing at picking up women. He’d read the room and spot the ones he felt confident in and would often say the most ridiculous stuff, and they’d eat it up. “Would you ladies care to come back to my place and watch some adult videos with me? I have an extensive collection including titles like [He proceeds to list the most hilariously obscene porn titles he can come up with on the spot].” Everyone was cracking up and she said yes.

^^ I’m surprised that would work so well. I think I’d freak out if someone was that direct, especially just meeting them.

I agree with @RayaHope. That would freak me out.

The line I use is “I am a moderator at Fluther” Works every time.

@WhyNow: Having read that, now I want to do you.

@cookieman What?! LOL!! omg, Take that outside mister!

@WhyNow: Yeah, but “moderator at Fluther” !!

Tell me that doesn’t get your engine going.

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