What would you rename the Corvette?

Tragic

E-vette.

^ Hahaha @rebbel

First, it’s not gonna happen – Ever.

In over 60 years the name and the image have acquired too much associated value to just toss out. In fact GM renewed the trademark for Corvette in June, and is also seeking to register brand designations for ‘Vette submodels like the C8 and yes, the ERay.

But in the bizarro universe where it did actually happen and it was all up to me, I’d call it the Feelix Vandermollen.

Because… why not.

Cary McCarface.

The Midlife Crisis

“second mortgage”

It’s not going to happen, but I will play the game.

Middle-agecrisitis

EGO EXTENSION

V

Brigantine

Carbonbarfer.

The Phallovette

The Compensator.

Stingray. (Natch!)

I think Stingray works

“Man’s Best Friend”
“Erector”

Phallic Powermobile

The Chevy Freudster

LOOK AT ME

Xcclerator