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How many times have you proposed to or been proposed to?
I proposed twice.
One to a nurse when I was in the middle of hallucinating from the flu. She walked me to my bed tucked me in, and never spoke of it again.
Second, I did it as a teenager as a joke to find out if a co-worker could speak English. She said yes, and I ran off.
None have proposed to me.
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