Did N!xau, a Sho living in the Kalahari desert, finally get Covid?

I was aiming to be the last person on Earth to get it. Apparently, someone else will claim that spot.
I’m double vaxxed, triple boosted with the latest bivalent booster so my symptoms are very slight. I just have a scratchy throat. This is my second day with symptoms and I’m almost back to normal. Thank you, Science!