Has NASA or the Space Force heard from any extraterrestrials (or from the Asteroid Defense League) protesting the DART crash demolition last week?

Let me ask Star Fleet Command if this is so. Darn, my communicator is malfunctioning! I’ll check the main computer when it comes back online. :)

The Supreme Court of the Galactic Federation must give approval before any changes can be made to the orbits of objects larger than one micron. The Supreme Court of the Galactic Federation was not informed in this case a failure that must be viewed with the utmost seriousness.

This Fluther answer is official notification that the Supreme Court of the Galactic Federation has met to discuss this matter and has decided under terms SC12/45/34 of the Galactic penal code that the planet known to its inhabitants as Earth will be towed out of its nice circular orbit and placed in an extremely uncomfortable elliptical orbit for a period of ten Earth years beginning on 1 January 2024.

Here is their clear response: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kscm2_RCcA

No one has complained, and NASA did not leave a note on the asteroid’s windshield, but as you can see by responses from @flutherother and @ragingloli, the ambulance chasing lawyers are already salivating.

Good thing that the Hale-Bopp comet wasn’t in the area of the asteroid strike. There would be Hell to pay.

You mean to say they haven’t heard from them YET???