If you had an art installation with a bunch of live frogs in a blender, and a big red button that said "Do not push" accessible by any visitors, how long would it take for you to end up with a frog smoothie?

At the Annual Blend-a-Frog Fest, in the Netherlands (27th of August), the average time is 1:46 minutes.
(Fastest time 0:02).

Does the blender have a top (lid) on it, soI wouldn’t get splashed?

If so, 10 seconds.

No lid, no push.

Does the frog call you names?

You need to make sure it has a soundtrack.

If kids are involved, 5 minutes.

I smell a SNL skit!

Reminds me of the old joke: what is green green green red green red green red red red?

The real question is: How long would it take me to drink that smoothie?

My first response was “Are they African frogs?” ala Monte Python, but then I realized that sounds super racist, and now I just don’t know what to do :/