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Will Madonna ever be brought to justice?

Asked by ragingloli (52206points) November 7th, 2022

I can not believe she would stoop so low as to assassinate the love of her life, Weird Al, during the moment of his greatest triumph.

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cheebdragon's avatar

Her plastic surgeon needs to be brought to justice.

raum's avatar

Justice would be a mental health intervention. I honestly don’t think she’s doing too well.

Smashley's avatar

No, by law, rules to do not apply the rich.

elbanditoroso's avatar

Who care about Wierd Al?

She should be punished for her movies and a lot of her music.

Forever_Free's avatar

She needs to Justify His Love like a surgeon.

janbb's avatar

I must have missed the memo. Can someone tell me what this is about?

Blackwater_Park's avatar

Madonna has always dared to be stupid.

HP's avatar

Just or not, SHE will die rich. She will never be compelled to make another bed, wash another dish, nor clean another toilet. Justice for the rich is a VERY abstract concept.

ragingloli's avatar

@janbb
After Madonna was abducted by the Colombian Cartel, Weird Al went after her into the jungle to free her, slaughtering many men in the process.
After he killed Pablo Escobar by chucking one of his many platinum records into his skull, Madonna decided to take over Escobar’s drug cartel.
Then, in 1985, to get rid of the one witness linking her to the Cartel, during an awards ceremony, Madonna smuggled on of her Cartel henchmen into the venue, who then assassinated Weird Al on stage with a heavy machine gun.
To this day, she is still at large.

janbb's avatar

@ragingloli Thanks. Now I’ve got it!

Smashley's avatar

Shit, spoiler warning, huh?

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