Care to play the Would You Rather game?

Hi Fluther. Let’s have some fun!

Welcome to the ultimate game of Would You Rather! Prepare to be presented with two of life’s most difficult moral quandaries, forcing you to choose between two equally unwelcome options. This is not for the faint of heart – you may come away from playing this game feeling lost, confused and without hope. Good luck!

1. You must answer the previous question before asking you own would you rather question.

2. You must state the two options of your would you rather question clearly and concisely.

3. Questions should focus on fun and not be offensive, demeaning, or hurtful.

4. Answers do not have to be completely accurate and should be made in good fun. If the question is hard, feel free to explain your answer!

5. Let’s try to avoid the same would you rather question.

I’ll start:
Would you rather smell one awful fart for the rest of your life, or hear one loud fart every time you clap?