If you decided to adopt Elon Musk's ill-named son, would you rename him?

George

Thinking we should name him after our palindromic sandwich loving Jelly?

Bob, for the newbies.

^Would you keep the underscore?

They drown kittens, don’t they?

Bartholomew.

Melon

or

Cantaloupe https://www.thespruceeats.com/picking-ripe-cantaloupe-2356029

Thanks. How do you pronounce that name? If young enough may call Nole, if old enough may just let Junior decide for himself. Either way I really don’t want another kid. Mine is off to college come August, and while I did enjoy raising the child I’d rather not do that again. Too old.

EIEIO

Yes. I’m sure the people who know him call him something. I would try to find an appropriate name that was close to whatever they call the poor kid.

I would call him
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Jeep for short.

What is is name? I don’t care enough to google it.

@Caravanfan
X Æ A-12

I seem to be the only person who doesn’t have strong feelings on Musk. I don’t feel the need to dunk on him.

Yes. I would name him “Kardashian” because I’m confident even that would be a great improvement. To ease the transition, we could start by spelling it “KardÆian III”.

@rag? Seriously. For fucks sake.

Which one, he has like 10

Nole.

My uncle’s name was V L and everyone called him Butch. That is a common nickname in our family. So, Butch it is

Adopt? Does he come with money?

I remembered an even better nickname – Duke.