Would you like to answer these 3 logic questions?

1. Kill and cremate it so you’re left just with ashes. Put the ashes in the refrigerator, but save some giraffe steaks.
2. The giraffe. You just killed it.
3. Throw the giraffe steaks you saved from #1 into the water to distract the crocodile.

^Impressive!

Toy giraffe standing 6” tall.

The lion took attendance and forgot to count himself.

Walk across a bridge.

@Caravanfan WINNER!!

1. I don’t need to put a giraffe into a refrigerator, so I don’t.
2. Humans who don’t believe in animal intelligence.
3. Use a boat or a bridge.

I was going to answer but as soon as I scrolled down, I was immediately shamed by the excellence of @Caravanfan ‘s answer. I decline to put my shitty, nit-picky answers next to that masterpiece.

Assume the fridge is thirty feet tall. The giraffe will go in by itself to cool down.
They are all missing as it was a hot day and they followed the giraffe into the fridge.
Evict all the animals from the fridge and use it as a boat to cross the river.

The correct answers are:

1. You just put it in the fridge. The size of neither the giraffe nor of the fridge were specified in the question.
2. The giraffe is missing, because it is in the fridge.
3. You just swim across leisurely. The crocodiles are at the meeting with the Lion King.

My answer is more violent

and tasty