What lie do you use most often?

Some politicians are honest.

“I have read and agree to the terms of this contract.”

I never lie. Seriously.

@Caravanfan: That’s the lie you use most often? ;-)

I feel terrific.

It’s all good.

@canidmajor funny. No. Honestly, I don’t lie, at least not knowingly.

I guess I might say, “fine” if someone asks me how I’m doing even if I don’t feel “fine”.

“Oh, you are so smart!”

haha

“I’m okay”

“Yes, I finished that the other day.”

“I won’t be able to make it tonight because I’m not feeling well.”

There isn’t one.

“I’m fine.” Fine, fine.

“The gun is loaded.”

“I’m totally not giving my money away to some rich guy under the guise of retirement.
I’m totally not gonna die before 60 and not even see the money.”

“After Yale I decided to give MIT a chance.”

This sounds like a question for George Santos.

^^ He has no favorites. They’re all used all the time.

@Forever_Free I literally just thought of this too! LOL!

I used my most frequent tonight to get out of something.

“I’m good.”

I’m rarely good. I’m occasionally fine. Nobody wants to hear the truth though.

“I’m stressed and overwhelmed and worried about everything”

The lie is really for their benefit.

Yup I’m on top of it, got it under control. (In other words fuck it. I need a nap and I’ll deal with this shit tomorrow).