What's the craziest ex-boyfriend/girlfriend revenge story you've ever heard? (My answer in details.)

Oh man.
I had a boy in grade school, at a school I only attended a few months, not a boyfriend, but he did me mean. Years later, we ended up stationed at the same base. I arranged for some Marines to beat him up.

I thought I had the winner until I clicked on your link!!! Back around 1975–1977, I worked with a girl who was wound pretty tight. Her bf was cheating on her daily. She got tired of it & told him that the very next time he cheated that she was gonna turn him into a girl. He cheated, she cut off his penis & then threw it out the door for a treat for their dogs. She never called 911 & he bled to death & as far as I know, she’s still in jail.

My cat once scratched a lover’s bare butt. I didn’t train her to; she just didn’t like him. It worked for me. He went deep, and I got the benefit.
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@LadyMarissa 0_0
Holy crap!
I can’t touch that!

Oh, I have countless threat stories from my cray-cray Ex.
The book/memoir is in progress.

@Acrylic Your entertaining story is a hoax: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/attack-squirrels-arrest/

But, this one’s real: https://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/mike-is-a-cheater-vengeful-vandal-hits-wrong-car-in-dc/2884767/ A vengeful person targeted the wrong car, and an innocent victim’s car got significantly damaged.

@Love_my_doggie Kind of thought so, but still got a kick from it. It’s like something from The Simpsons.

@Love_my_doggie Appreciate the fact checking. But have to admit I’m a little sad it’s not true. :P