Can you think of a joke about Fluther?
I’ll start.
I’ll bet jellyfish are sad there are no peanut butter fish.
Hahaha
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What do jellyfish turn to when they fall in love, if they are already jelly?
Are they just permanently twitterpated?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Medusa
Medusa who?
Medusa Polyp. I’m celebrating my 400th rebirthday.
What do you call it when jellies cluster tightly for mating?
A jelly jam.
Spongebob SquarePants Is friends with many Jellies.
What’s a cute and respectful nickname for the father of Fluther?
Fluther mother fucker! ;D
Not quite a joke but:
“Must be jelly cause jam don’t shake like that.”
Why did the jellyfish cross the tidal pool?
To get to the other tide.
A jellyfish says “kiss me” to a marine biologist.
The marine biologist says “kiss you? I shouldn’t even be having sex with you!”
How do jellies catch a criminal?
They implement a sting!
Three Flutherites walk into a bar. The bartender says, “What’ll you have?” The first Flutherite says, “We’ll ask the questions, if you don’t mind!”
How many jellies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None….we make our own light, silly.
^Bonus points for iridescent humor…
^^ Oh you light up my life :)
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