Who wants to play TJBM?

LOVE Indian food !

TJBM has a favorite food place – - food truck, restaurant, booth or stand !

They will tell us what it is and where . . . ?

Oooh, yes. My favourite Indian place sadly shut down during the pandemic, but I’ll go with the local burger restaurant instead. They make the best burgers ever. The ingredients are really fresh and interesting. For example, they have a blue cheese burger, a spicy Kahuna burger, a Toscana burger and, my favourite, a burger with their great sauce, arugola, fried organic egg, and lots of fried mushrooms. What’s different about their burgers is that they all taste homemade. None of those too-fluffy buns or wilted lettuce. The patties are crunchy (the veggie ones, too), and everything is customizable. I get sweet potato fries and their organic lemonade, and I’m good. Plus, I like their style. Comfortable armchairs, lots of blues and whites.

TJBM will tell us about their colour scheme.

I can really only describe it as 50 shades of grey. Living room, kitchen and bedroom are all gray, but not the same shades.
The JBM has too many Knick knacks.

It’s funny you should mention that, because I actually don’t. My home is relatively knick knack free. I do have a collection of perfume (cologne to the uninitiated) that I just bought a display shelf for, so that’s new and taking up space. My cat was very suspicious of the new shelf.

TJBM has a specific jelly they use to make PB&J.

Yes, of course, any sandwich needs to use the jelly @bob. :-p

TJBM has a birthday coming soon! Any plans?

Well is summer soon?
TJBM Can’t wait for Summer!

It’s been as mild as a Winter as they come here, but Summer will surely be welcome.

TJBM hates television reboot shows.

I don’t watch much TV, so my default answer is that I am unsure. Hate is such a strong word.

TJBM know what significant it is TIME for this coming weekend in some places in the US.

Daylight savings TIME

TJBM grew up on a farm.

Close- I grew up under a farm, and upon exhumation, I threw up on a farm! ;-o

TJBM has heard of an irresistible nutjob named Aubrey Plaza.

Never.

TJBM has recently made a ridiculously icky mess in the kitchen and thought about just moving…....

Luckily, I didn’t.

TJBM has to go out tonight and doesn’t want to because it’s windy and cold.

Nope, it’s cold but not windy and the sun is out.
TJBM will explain what under a farm means and upon exhumation?

Nope, I’m not @Brian1946 so I can’t.

TJBM has a new song stuck in their head.

Since I just came from a Carole King documentary, it’s a new old song!

TJBM is tired and ready to be in bed.

I sure em. I’m about to nod off right now.
TJBM Is all wound-up!

I have insomnia, so I avoid stressing out at all times.
TJBM is also posting on the TJBM question in Social!

Aw dang. How many new TJBM threads are there?

TJBM can lick the tip of their nose.

Nope, but not a problem, because I know how to use a spoon and a napkin too! <bursting with pride>
So if somebody throws a deeelicious pie in my face, the only task for my tongue will be tasting. ;)

TJBM is more boring than a tunneling machine.

Oh yeah?! Whose selection of action movies cured you of your insomnia?! You fell asleep during the opening scene in the directors cut of Howard the Duck! ;)

TJBM can see that the husky in my avatar, had no problem dealing with the winter weather of Ottawa, Ontario.

Most Husky’s love the snow and yes, I can lick the tip of my nose!
TJBM Is getting confused with all the JBM threads.

Hardly.

TJBM is keeping up with TJBM Q&A’s

No, one is enough for me.

TJBM didn’t sleep well last night.

True. I ate dinner late and it causes me to have insomnia.
TJBM has more than 5 clocks they have to reset for daylight savings time this weekend. I have seven.

I actually have 8 and I hate setting them all! I hope we can do away with this time falling back stuff.
TJBM hates setting their clocks back for winter.

I do. I think we should just put them forward 30 minutes, and be done with the whole bullshit.
TJBM doesn’t mind senseless complexity.

It’s a part of life unfortunately.

Welcome back @MrGrimm888!

TJBM heats with wood. Ahhh! Luscious free heat! (My wood is free- I just need to go get it.)

Nope, no fireplace. TJBM is sick of cold, clammy weather.

Nope. I won’t hang up the skis for another month. I love the winter

TJBM dislikes flavored coffee or coffee period

Very true! I’m a tea drinker. To be honest, I like the Italian brand Illy coffee. There’s a kiosk at the mall where I get cafe macciato. Love it.

TJBM is wondering how to make it through the work day.

Actually I’m working ahead two weeks, and nothing is due today, which is rare!

TJBM is worried about their tax bill.

Nope! I’m actually very comfortable. But I will take that coffee and summertime weather!
TJBM has NO money troubles like me.

The trouble is I forget which banks have what amount of my gazillion dollars.

TJBM has a car that can go topless.

I do! I do!

TJBM is going out somewhere tonight.

I’m going out but not topless, far too cold for that!
TJBM Feeds wild animals.

Four feeders for birds in backyard.

TJBM can’t wait for warm weather !

Oh God Yes! I dying here! I need to get my TAN on!
TJBM Is all revved up with no place to go!

No where to go and got all day to get there. Right up my alley. TJBM is busy tonight.

I was very busy tonight doing my favorite word puzzles—all except the acrostics in the New York Times, now (sob) gone—and following various threads of interest through current news reports and commentary.

TJBM has some kind of dietary restriction.

Unfortunately, yes. Radiation treatment many years ago left my guts permanently damaged. I miss my super hot peppers!

TJBM is going to St Patrick’s Day parades and stuff this weekend.

Probably on Sunday if I can find parking!

TJBM wishes she hadn’t said something she said.

Often, unfortunately. I had to learn how to properly apologize as on older person (in my family, an apology was used to point out how the recipient was at fault), and I had to learn that no one is obliged to accept said apology. Hard lesson.

TJBM lives in an area where snow is forecast over the weekend.

Nope.

TJBM has interesting plans for the weekend.

Yes, there’s excellent jazz in the sculpture garden of the art museum Friday night and games night for LGBTQ folk at a church on Saturday evening.

TJBM is disappointed.

In myself for something cruel I said to a friend!

TJBM is hungry for lunch!

Brunch actually, barely ten o’clock here. TJBM is expecting something in the mail today.

Right.

Valuable coupons!!!

TJBM is trying to break up with Siri.

Nope. Siri hates me and refuses to speak to me. I called her a bitch and threw the phone one time when she couldn’t find a chik fil a. Haven’t gotten her to speak to me since.
TJBM is having Chik Fil A for lunch.

Having a great lunch at Chick Fill A!
TJBM is going on a hike

That good? This is my first time playing this game.

@KRD, that’s good! Welcome to the silly jelly game!

No hike today, bread baking and chores instead.

TJBM likes to cook.

When it’s cold outside, I like to apply heat to food that’s already been prepared.
E.g., I bought a grilled salmon dinner from Mel’s Diner last night, and I’m going to reheat it and eat it later today.

TJBM can recall an event where Trump was drowned in a giant wave of jeers.

No, for no one would dareth to jeer the Orangemiester. TJBM would rather see him drowned in a giant wave out at sea.

Nope. I wish to see a public display for his evilness.

TJBM knows what they would do for a Klondike Bar.

Anything!

TJBM is enjoying the early signs of Spring.

Oh yes the sun is amazing! Now if the temp would come up?!
TJBM Is in love with M&M’s

M&Ms with peanuts, yes. TJBM doesn’t eat sweets.

I do but I don’t eat sugar. I love sweets though and buy artificially sweetened items sometimes. We also eat fruit most days.

TJBM has gotten off of the sugar wagon too.

Nope. I have it in my coffee every morning, if I have sweets, they have sugar. I hate the aftertaste of most artificial sweeteners.

TJBM brushes their dog outside in the late winter so the other critters will have good nesting materials.

No, I have a cat not a dog, and I don’t brush her except with my hand when I watch clouds of hair come off her. I have to vacuum every other day, and I pick up mounds of cat hair in various places and put them in the trash.

TJBM is dreaming of a vacation.

April in Paris…....

TJBM just ordered some gifts for someone.

Yep. For Fluther.

TJBM is cleaning the house.

Trying to clean just enough to say I’m cleaning. Otherwise realistically, I am a functioning slob…
Aaachoooo….TJBM is already fed up with pollen this year…

Yuppers, highest level of pollen this early in any year . . .

TJBM has a new mattress and foundation ! We just replaced 16 year old “lumpy” mattress; both wife and I are happy with new one.

The new bed is so nice!

TJBM is doing spring photography.

Nope. No energy. TJBM has nothing going on today.

I wish. I haven’t had a nothing-to-do day in a very long time.

TJBM enjoys a good brunch.

As long as I don’t have to eat any egg dishes!

TJBM is reading a good book.

I just finished a good book that I started about four times. I just was out of the reading mood. Then I saw the movie on Netflix and liked it. I finished the book a couple days ago. Where the Crawdads Sing

TJBM always wears underwear when they go to the doctor.

Well yeah, don’t everyone?
TJBM sleeps naked.

Nah, it’s too cold in my house.I get up to pee and would freeze!

TJBM is having pasta for dinner.

Nope.

TJBM is tired.

Not too tired but I’m still going to not do much.

TJBM is hungry.

Indeed. Got a pizza ordered right before I checked Fluther.
TJBM is thinking about trying a new activity this spring/summer.

Sort of..definitely something I have never done before!
TJBM Is about to explode waiting for spring to get HOT!

Yup, had it with this cold ass weather. Let’s heat it on up. TJBM has too much fun on Fluther.

Oh yeah, you guys ROCK even the crazy ones. Maybe they’re the best! :D
TJBM Has a big weekend planned!

Afraid so. A lot to do this weekend. TJBM would rather sit on the porch, drink coffee, and watch the world go by.

Sometimes on a lazy summer evening it’s nice to watch the cars and people go by.
TJBM Has a favorite place to go swimming.

I do, but it’s a bit of a drive from where I live. Port Aransas. A ferry ride away from Aransas Pass on Padre Island. TJBM has a favorite summer hang out as well.

I must confess, I do. Veteran jellies may recall me mentioning the Edisto River. Blackwater through dense Swamp. Most of it is only a couple feet deep, and it’s nice and cool year-round, even in July and August. It’s great for me and my canoe.
TJBM has used a human powered method of transportation before.(Like my canoe, or kayak.)

https://youtu.be/xt0V0_1MS0Q

TJBM is taller than six feet.

Oh no…I’m a shortie.

TJBM knows someone who has been over 100 lbs overweight at some point in his or her life.

Oh yeah.

TJBM loves salty snacks.

Eh, more of a sweets kind of guy.

TJBM has a movie they can see over and over without getting bored.

Casablanca – Just saw it again last week!

TJBM has either had too much or too little snow this winter.

We had a lot of snow.

TJBM is watching a movie tonight.

I am?! Ooh, thanks for telling me. Now, what’s the name of the movie??

TJBM would greatly benefit from having a personal assistant.

No, they’d only get in my way. TJBM is having a relaxing weekend.

If picking on republicans is relaxing then..sure!
TJBM knows when to say NO!

Depends on what I’m saying no to. TJBM does not imbibe in alcoholic beverages

Correct.

TJBM doesn’t like cigar or pipe smoke.

You got THAT right! I wish all tobacco was eradicated from the planet.
TJBM wishes that also.

No, need to have my occasional cigar before bed time. Smoke on the porch anyway,. Not inside the house. TJBM enjoys a glass of milk before bed.

Only when I was really little, with a touch of honey.
TJBM remembers something silly when they were very young.

After a long, hard day working, I was the only one who was able to play hard. I was jumping of a stage and sliding down a makeshift slide. Everyone else was either sleeping or about to.

TJBM is making a movie.

That’s possible. A movie I am not aware is being filmed.
TJBM didn’t miss the rare @bob_ sighting from a jelly above me.

Don’t know that @bob_ feller. TJBM is taking a short road trip today

@NoMore Hello, I’m @bob_, nice to meet you.

Nah.

TJBM usually showers in the morning.

I always shower on the third Monday in leap year, whether I need to or not. TJBM knows @bob_

I know Bob! TJBM Is sick of rain.

We really haven’t gotten too much recently, but we have a Nor’Easter coming in which should change my mind and make me hate it.

TJBM won’t bother with the Oscars tonight, and just enjoy tomorrow’s highlights.

Oh no! Oh! Give me that red carpet! I want to see the gowns! What man will wear a daring tux?

TJBM set their clock the wrong way before going to bed.

Nope. I didn’t set any last night but still got to the church on time, but not to get married!

TJBM likes live theater.

I think I would, if I could ever see one. Preferably a Shakespeare play. TJBM prefers Hollywood over Broadway.

Not actually a competition. I love live theater, I love movies. The media are so different that I don’t put them in the same category.

TJBM likes to feed the wild birds.

Only if it’s tuppence a bag!

TJBM is about to go offline.

Once I get the circumnavigation award.

TJBM is resting.

True, except for my fingers and eyes.

TJBM can identify the poster of the first TJBM thread.

Do I remember correctly that it was @Amwiser?

TJBM has had both rescue dogs and puppies.

I think it was SuperMouse actually.

And no to dogs or puppies.

TJBM is heading out for the afternoon.

No, I don’t plan to.

TJBM has a biggish project in the kitchen.

@canidmajor does remember correctly. It was AmWiser: https://www.fluther.com/106980/are-you-this-jelly-the-jelly-below-me__________-game/

Revisiting that was fun!

TJBM misses a boatload of those jellies!!

@canidmajor Did you post in that thread, using a previous username?

TWO boatloads

The Jelly below me missed that TJBM the first time.

@Tropical_Willie and @Brian1946, awww, that would be telling!

TJBM is all squared away with their taxes.

Yes, and I got my refunds.

TJBM is just starting something that they’re nervous about.

I did help premiere a movie I helped made last night.

TJBM is having pizza.

Sadly no. I miss pizza. Stomach issues keeps me away from it.

TJBM loves Italian food.

I do. A little high dollar in my area though. TJBM is having a good evening

Trying to. My mind is spinning though.
TJBM has been thinking about some things too deeply, and other things not enough…

Always!

TJBM is getting a late start today because of the time change.

True. I woke up an hour late for a breakfast get together.

TJBM wears only white underwear.

Almost. I also wear gray u’wear sometimes.
When I’m wearing my anti-Superman suit, I wear green Fruity Looms over my yellow tights! ;-D

TJBM sees a green tornado in my avatar.

You bet @Brian1946! it is so cool.

TJBM is having a hard time with the time change.

Not so much in the spring, but in the fall it hits me very hard.

TJBM prefers the beach to the mountains.

We have both. My knees won’t allow me to do strenuous hikes, but I do enjoy walking on paths in the mountains. I get to the beach occasionally. I do love it.

TJBM just doesn’t understand.

I don’t understand the fascination that some Repubs have for Trump. TJBM will enjoy warm and sunny weather today.

Nah, we have a Nor’Easter coming in, wreaking havoc with the pressure and promising crappy weather for everybody.

TJBM’s dog is a highly sensitive security professional…who never seems to shut up.

She actually rarely makes any noise. In fact my husband taught her to bark and growl when she plays.

TJBM has an unusual pet.

Not exactly unusual. I have a cat, but it’s an unusual color. She’s calico, but she’s mostly white.

TJBM is wanting to say no.

Nothing that I can think of.

TJBM likes fruit and chocolate together.

Just ate a handful of raisinets!

TJBM is waiting for a Nor’Easter coming in tomorrow.

It has already crippled me up pretty good, glad I got my errands done today!

TJBM has got plans to see an old friend soon.

I was just thinking I need to reach out to a friend I haven’t seen for several months to invite for tea.

TJBM is not sad they don’t live where there are Nor’easters.

No,
I’ll pass on that stuff. TJBM actually enjoys cold weather.

Mmm hmm. In the coming months, God will turn the thermostat to “burn in Hell.” Cold weather is waaay easier. You can always add more clothing. You can only take so much off.

TJBM doesn’t understand why girls want to go to the beach so damn much, when they never get in the water. As if the Sun doesn’t work anywhere else…

Guess they want to take it slow, down in Cocamo? TJBM would to their own sail boat.

Huh?

TJBM had at least a partial scholarship for college.

Own their own sail boat. Stupid typos

I wish.

TJBM loads up on the mayo when they make a sandwich.

Indubitably

TJBM lost power in this storm also.

No. Not really a storm here, but it is cold.

TJBM has a birthmark.

Two as a matter of fact.

TJBM has lived in a city or town that was founded more than 300 years ago.

Yup! Where I live now was established in 1639.

TJBM has lived in a place that is over a mile high.

Nope – flatlander all my life.

TJBM is hunkering down while the Nor’Easter blows through.

Indubitably. 20” of snow so far. Power is out since 3am. Wind whiling now.

TJBM loves their Wood Stove

Absotutely!

TJBM likes corned beef hash.

Oh my gosh, NO. That would be food mixed together and touching.
TJBM loves 70’s music.

Yeah, I’m a geezer, I loves me some geezer tunes.

TJBM loves diner food and culture.

Who in their right mind doesn’t love diner food!!!

TJBM loves diner food for dinner.

Breakfast, lunch, dinner and 2 AM !

TJBM remembers the first time they went to a real diner, I do it was when I was 13 and we just moved from West Coast to East !

Yep I went to a formal dinner awhile back but I can’t remember all what happened.

TJBM remembers a fun time we had.

Do I ever, I just got out of JAIL!
TJBM hates jail.

Hey, 3 square meals a day and a roof over your head beats living under the I70 overpass

TJBM has been set free before.

Absolutely! It never gets old.

TJBM has also been set free.

Hence my Handle @Forever_Free

TJBM loves “free stuff” on the side of the road.

I’m a sucker for items left on the curb.

TJBM makes a mean banana bread.

No but my DIL does. TJBM is exhausted today.

I was but not now!
TJBM makes their own tacos.

Heck Yeah! And a mean Salsa Verde

TJBM is honoring Taco Tuesday!

Green salsa! yum :p I’ll be right over!
TJBM Has a plane to catch!

No I don’t. I Wish I did.

TJBM is having a hard time sleeping.

Yeah, need a firmer mattress. TJBM is in a good mood today.

I am. I’m getting ready for the good freshwater fishing that comes with April.
TJBM likes fishing…

Nope. I can’t quiet my brain enough to enjoy it. I tried for years, couldn’t do it.

TJBM needs to keep moving to relax.

You know me too well.
TJBM Needs music nearly all the time to keep from going crazy!

No. I’m not that dependent on music.
TJBM has a guilty pleasure.

Not guilty, but I do like it.

TJBM has a bird.

No, but I see lots of big birds, like eagles, every day flying way up in the air….it looks like such fun.

TJBM’s pet has been attacked by a bird.

yes. A lovely red-tailed hawk

TJBM is digging out of the recent storm

Nope.

TJBM chews their food carefully.

I’ll answer after I am done chewing

TJBM is having car troubles

Tire pressure was low this weekend, but I inflated them with air and I’m good to go.TJBM is thinking about what they want for lunch.

Yeah, I’m already impatient!

TJBM is deciding to buy starts for their little garde instead starting everything from seed this year.

I’m going to try and get a baby fly trap instead of growing it from seed. We get a billion flies in summer.

TJBM is planning for summer.

Not really, I just roll with the flow. TJBM is taking a drive in the country today.

HA! I can’t even get out of my driveway after 32” of snow.

TJBM is dreaming of an island vacation.

Oh yes! Want to be on a beach with pool boys bringing me Pina Coladas!

TJBM is having pizza for supper.

I am this weekend.

TJBM is having some good breakfast on Saturday.

^(FYI. You can get a few varieties of carnivorous plants, like a Water Wick, at a Lowes or maybe other home improvement store’s. Even Walmart has some.)
Breakfast on Saturday? Probably a Strawberry Max Protein Ensure, mixed with 2% milk. 30 grams of protein, 25 vitamins and minerals, but only 1 gram of sugar and 150 calories. I hate preparing food, and I developed a habit of drinking one meal a day, since I was 17 years old. Right now. I can’t beat MPE, at $12 a four pack. $3 for breakfast, and I can work while drinking it incrementally? Winning!...

TJBM eats while doing stuff…

Never, I eat only one meal a day and that is normally after 3pm.
TJBM has a strict meal plan.

No, but I need to pay attention.

TJBM has eaten dog food before (as a small child I used to).

No, but my dog has eaten people food.

TJBM has jumped out of a perfectly good plane before.

Oh God No! You’re lucky to get into a perfectly good plane.
TJBM Has thought about scaling a mountain.

Hell to the no. TJBM likes camping.

Nah, fuck camping.

TJBM had a nice lunch today.

PBJ sandwich and coffee. TJBM skipped lunch.

Pretty much.

TJBM keeps plants in their house.

Artificial plants, cats would kill real ones :(
TJBM just schooled someone.

I don’t even know what that means!

TJBM loves movies.

I’ll take ‘em or leave ‘em.

TJBM likes burnt toast.

Never

TJBM like burnt marshmallows when they make smores.

Hard pass.

TJBM likes to cuddle.

Only when I’m not gassy…
TJBM has a Dutch oven…

3 or 4, actually. Bread, soups, casseroles, always going on in my house.

TJBM has worked in bars and hates hates hates St Patrick’s Day, especially when it’s on a Friday. And don’t get me started on March 17 on a Friday with a full moon! Ack!!

I have never worked in a bar before.

TJBM is doing something for St Patrick’s day.

Yeah I’m doing something by staying home. To many crazy’s out tonight drinking their green poison.
TJBM Will stay sensible tonight.

Have to, no choice. I’m Irish and I love Saint Patrick’s Day. But I have to work while my boss stays home and gets shit faced. Good guy but an a hole at times. Enjoy that Irish whiskey ass clown. TJBM hates snakes knows Saint Patrick banished those stinking reptiles from Ireland.

I just saw a joke were St. Patrick goes on a date with Medusa. She is bald. lol!
TJBM knows a good joke.

I have a joke about my dick… but, nah, nevermind, it’s too long.

TJBM likes to dance.

I like to move it move it…

TJBM will is wearing green…

The only green on me is a frog tattoo.

TJBM isn’t wearing green.

I am.. TJBM will bend sn elbow tonite

My elbows always bend, thank goodness!

TJBM is eating gourmet.

I’m eating PBandJ again. Simple to pack along to work. TJBM plans to Fluther all night.

I don’t know about that I get kinda sleepy after 10 pm.
TJBM has a dirty mind.

Naw. I just washed and dried it 5 minutes ago!

TJBM has been bitten or stung by an exotic bug or animal.

Got stung by a damn fuzzy caterpillar once when I was mowing the lawn. Must have fallen off a tree. TJBM has never been stung by a wasp or bee.

I wish I could say that, I’ve been stung by both. Thank goodness I’m not allergic.
TJBM Liked to climb trees when they were young.

I did. Trees, dirt piles, anything I could find. TJBM is afraid of heights.

OMG YES! Even watching a video or TV.
TJBM jumps when there’s a loud noise.

Not quite- I flinch.

TJBM likes avocados.

I don’t like green food. But, I met a fellow jelly in person at least 10–12 years ago and she made an awesome guacamole dip. I really liked it and still do to this day. The jelly was @marina.
TJBM has met a jelly in real life.

Yes, 2 of them!

TJBM loves any kind of pie.

Not really. Chocolate, egg custard, and lemon merengue are my favorites. Can’t beat ‘em with a stick. TJBM wishes we could have a jelly get together in real life.

I do. And we do, a few at a time, here and there. If ever I’m bound for Texas again, I’m going to look for you.

TJBM is a long way away from “back home.”

Couple thousand miles “back home” !

TJBM got a memory book from “back home”, my wife gave me one that has maps of the city I used to live in.

Well we do have lots of scrap books full of pictures, including one of my childhood.

TJBM will tell us what’s in your favorite breakfast meal.

Oats and milk

TJBM has a guilty secret.

Several.

TJBM can’t keep a secret.

I’m a steel trap. SNAP!
TJBM LOVES when the sun comes out.

OMG YES!!!!!!! I Love Ella’s version of it
:p

TJBM will never be the same.

Never be the same, from what? TJBM is experiencing more cold weather.

We don’t have cold weather here. We are all exited because we are going to have a few days of 60s and 70s. That’s our winter.

TJBM is watching the Kansas Arkansas game.

I wish. Wife is watching a Hallmark flick and I’m stuck like Chuck. And the grands accidently broke the screen on our other TV. TJBM is having a good weekend.

So far so good. Listening to music right now.
TJBM, Like me has never gotten Perfecto-Fish

I have no idea.

TJBM has had a battle with a utility company. (Who won?)

Yes I have and I WON!! YAY!!
TJBM Has lost a fight :(

I suppose. A few fights anyway. In my younger days I was a bit of a wild man, woke up in the morning more than once with my face rearranged. TJBM avoids trouble.

I do. It’s just that troubles find me.
TJBM knows things.

Yup. I knows lotsa things. Weird things. Cool things. Useless things.

TJBM wants to fall into a pit of puppies.

No. Puppies are awful. Puppies suck. If I keep telling myself that, maybe I’ll stop looking at getting a puppy.

TJBM loves HGTV shows.

Uhgggg! I gotta stop watching those shows, they give me too many ideas!
TJBM Puppies…puppies….puppies…puppies… :D

No go on pups. Have two demon cats as it is. One of them just jumped up on my recliner with me and scratched the crap out of my arm. TJBM likes dogs and cats both .

Yep. Cats are soft and playful. What’s not to like? Dogs are my soul animals, though. There’s an excellent specimen snoring on my leg right now, and another across the room.

These last few days, I’m spending most of my time with amphibians because I’m helping the toads and newts cross the road to our pond. If you’re in toad country, please drive sloooowly.

TJBM has a favourite amphibian, and will link to a picture.

There’s too many to choose a single one!

I love tree frogs! Here’s one of my favorites. He’s so pretty! https://www.thesprucepets.com/american-green-tree-frogs-as-pets-1236810

TJBM has eaten chocolate covered ants.

Hell to the no. TJBM wouldn’t touch the stuff.

I have, and bees and crickets, too.

TJBM will be baking on this last day of winter.

Nah.

TJBM has backup discs for their PCs and laptops. (Can you guess what I’m now doing?)

several.

TJBM bought something new yesterday.

A new X Box game for the grands. Kept them entertained all night. TJBM is tired of cold snaps.. Enough!

You bet!

TJBM is excited for summer

I am indeed! Never been a cold weather fan. TJBM is also excited and happy about something.

I am just floored about Wulfie and his delusions, I can’t stop saying WOW!! LOL!!!
TJBM Wants SUMMER so bad they are about to faint!

Summer has to get here one day. Don’t it? TJBM has a road trip planned.

No.

TJBM has really old Christmas candy they still use as decorations.

Oh no. We do hang candy canes on the tree each year but the grands eat them up before Christmas arrives. TJBM is looking forward to Easter.

I did when I was younger. Now it’s more about the chocolate! :p
TJBM Would give it ALL up to be 20 again!

Oh hell no. Old age doesn’t bother me. I was a wild man then and lucky I’m still alive lol. TJBM says you’re only as old as you feel.

Dang, I’ll need to get a fake ID then!
TJBM Still has their fake ID.

No federal, or state fraud here…

TJBM is as clean as the preacher’s sheets…

Laugh out LOUD!
TJBM Has been hitting the sauce this weekend, a little too much! ;)

Not me, been working all weekend. Don’t drink much any more anyways. TJBM had to much fun this weekend.

Well, yeah kinda… I do have more fun when you are around. (giggle)
TJBM Likes to cut loose sometimes and don’t care what they say! :D

Well thanks for the kind words! I do like to cut lose sometimes. Not like in the day though. TJBM loves to Fluther.

Yeah I do. Otherwise why do you think I’m here?
TJBM has the same hobby ;)

Pretty much. Now I need a coffee break. TJBM will relax with a beverage as well

Sure! I’ll lie here on the beach with you, with a cocktail in my hand.
TJBM will come to our party.

Yeah! I want a beach party with Dig and Mimi. TJBM will attend.

Absolutely! I’ll bring a big umbrella and a cooler full of food!

TJBM knows how to play in the snow! lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eYLtDNbOFY

Yes and done so since I was in diapers.

TJBM is a double agent for something or someone.

You guessed it. I’m agent 55 Deep State. My cover is spreading anti trump agitation as an agent for the Dems, but I really work for Fox and Carlson. Proving that Jan 6 wasn’t a revolt but tourist walk thru of peace and love Proud Boys with unicorns and pretty rainbows. TJBM wonders who blew my cover.

. . . _“the man in the gabardine suit was a spy
I said “Be careful, his bowtie is really a camera“_ Simon and Garfunkel

TJBM remembers the song “America” by Simon and Garfunkel

Bookends was a great album for road trips.
Damn, I’m old!

TJBM remembers road-tripping with cassettes recorded off of vinyl.

Not really.

TJBM likes outdoor sports like hunting and fishing.

I’m very supportive of both but I don’t spend time doing either one.

TJBM has been held captive by March Madness.

I don’t even know what that is, unless it’s going crazy waiting for spring!
TJBM Does Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap!

I don’t know what THAT is. March Madness is college basketball playoffs. TJBM is watching some TV tonight.

No. That’s hubby’s strong suit.

TJBM likes no, loves sauerkraut!

I have some but I’m afraid to try it.
TJBM Has never called 911.

Only once on my job. Guy was trying pick up a back hoe after hours and job Super wants no one on site after six. Deputy set him straight. TJBM is having a nice evening.

Oh yep, just filing my nails, putting out a couple fires and talking to you :)
TJBM is happy, happy :D

No.

TJBM misses someone.

I miss my dog.
TJBM is sitting in front of their fireplace.

@chyna (((HUGS))) I am sad now.
TJBM will give me a hanky..

Here’s your hanky.
TJBM is planning their vacation now.

Not likely. Have to postpone a bit. TJBM has seen the Grand Canyon.

Yes, five times going back to 1954. Both North and South rim.

TJBM can find the North Star (north hemisphere) or Southern Cross (south hemisphere)

Not from where I’m at, too much light pollution. I can’t hardly see any stars.
TJBM Has a favorite picnic spot.

Yup Lake Georgetown in the Austin area . Favorite summer spot. TJBM has a favorite summer hang out as well.

Carolina Beach can be a fun spot but only if I’m in the neighborhood.
TJBM is wondering straps or strapless?

Strapless woo hoo! TJBM says I’m about to get booted for out of line remarks

NAA

TJBM can read braille

Only a little bit.

TJBM can’t decide between boxers or briefs.

I can, and have. Knit boxers for me.

TJBM has seen huming birds this year…

No. It’s still too cold. It was snowing 2 days ago!

TJBM likes to try exotic and hard to find restaurants.

Used to, but a dicey gut makes me cautious now.

TJBM donates blood regularly.

I do. Platelets mostly. It is not as prevalent post COVID.

TJBM is figuring out what to wear today.

One of my short work-out shorts, but which top is the question..?
TJBM has got a tough day at work.

^^ wear one with a funny logo or saying. Let us know.

A normal day at work and a filled day with classes. The gym and then the hot-tub is in my evening future.

TJBM is a fan of Sly and the Family Stone music.

Yeppers

TJBM has experienced pain so severe that no sound came from your wide opened mouth as you screamed.

No. I’ve been kicked in the balls, though, which I imagine is pretty close.

TJBM has coffee every day.

Of course. Can’t beat it with a stick. TJBM is sipping coffee right now.

Indeed. Cheers!

TJBM regularly reads the news.

Used to, my dad always gave me his Time and Newsweek mags after he finished them. After he passed away I was too cheap to get my own subscription. Get my news online now. TJBM keeps up with news in some fashion.

Somewhat. I try to read the headlines daily and read what I feel I need to or find interesting. When it becomes a daunting task, I take a 7-day break and read nothing called news.

TJBM has had joint replacement surgery.

No, I have not, nor ever broken a bone.

TJBM has an issue with the amount of clothing they own.

Nope. Just a jeans and t-shirt man. When it’s hot as hell in the summer I run around in shirtless hillbilly mode. I don’t give a crap.TJBM is not a big clothes person either.

Yep, particularly since I still work from home, my daily uniform is shorts and a shirt, instead of the prepandemic usual of a suit.

TJBM likes to go to bed early.

Weekdays, yes, weekends, no.

TJBM likes doing a lot of fun stuff on weekends.

When I can. Usually work weekends though. TJBM would like to go camping in a National Park .

I enjoyed it when I did it, but now I have other priorities.

TJBM has at least one at-home test kit for Covid.

I don’t, but I ordered 4 of them earlier today.

I have several. As a matter of fact, I’m sick today and just took the Covid test. Awaiting results.
TJBM has never had covid.

YAY! I never had it and have all my shots and boosters and have several test at home too.
TJBM Will say “Hump Day” to someone today!

Nah.

TJBM has a favorite pizza place.

Prefer brisket. TJBM loves pizza.

No. It gives me indigestion. I’ll pass.

TJBM needs a nap.

Omigod, yes. So much birthday revelry, exercise, to rich food, and late night phone convos!! Ugh.

TJBM just can’t boogie oogie oogie like they used to.

I love working out, Can’t wait to get to the gym every day!
TJBM is a workaholic!

Negatory. I love to work at nothing all day. TJBM will watch Survivor tonight.

Oh jeez, I almost forgot I’ve been so busy. YES!
TJBM Just made a cup of coffee.

Not yet.

TJBM has all natural unfooled-around-with (other than plucking the few hairs that strayed from the rest) eyebrows.

Yeah, my eyebrows just do what they do.

TJBM will tell us about the last three photos that they took on their phone.

I have never taken a photo with my mobile phone. Phone. I talk on it occasionally; that’s it. If I want to take photos I use a camera. The camera eye on my mobile has electrical tape on it so when I accidentally hit the camera button I just see black.

TJAM forgot TJBM…must be an age thing. I hope he don’t tell me to get off his lawn?
TJBM Loves his/her lawn.

I love it this year because of all the rain we’ve had. My place is like an emerald mini-isle!

Also, my lawn is multicultural; in addition to the green grass, there are some plants that have lavender flowers, and others that have yellow ones.

I’m sure @raum‘s fungus forest is challenging that monstrous mushroom mass in the Pacific Northwest, for the World’s Largest Organism crown!

TJBM has been below sea level. If you’ve ever swam in an ocean or a sea, then you’ve probably been below, unless you’re freakishly buoyant.
If so, what was/were the occasion(s)?

The ocean is in my front yard. Everyday that I surf I inevitably go below sea level.

TJBM is already tired of this day.

Don’t know haven’t had my coffee yet, grumpy now. TJBM can shove it. I’ll apologize after I’m caffeinated ; )

Please don’t tell me to “shove it” especially after reading Organism (above) because I read that as orgasm..(red faced)
TJBM is embarrassed.

I am, and I apologize. No aspersions on your chastity was intended. I own myself a swine, unworthy of female company. TJBM will now indulge in hot black coffee.

No. I don’t drink coffee yet. I need to find a way to keep it from tasting bitter.

TJBM is learning how to make games.

Well, no I’m not learning that. I love to learn, but haven’t tackled that yet.

TJBM is exhausted after having a real ordeal to work through.

Nope. Chilling and watching TV. TJBM is busy tonight.

I’m busy keeping these TikTok ads off my YouTube videos tonight. jeez!
TJBM Is wondering what to mess up now?

Nah. Going to bed in a bit. Dog tired and bone weary. TJBM will be up late tonight.

I am, don’t know why I just logged back in. I’ll pay for it tomorrow :(
TJBM will be late for work or school.

No work today.
TJBM wants to skip work/school.

nope. Last 2 weeks of the semester. Too close to the end.

TJBM is going to a wedding in the near future.

Nope.

TJBM will be traveling in the near future.

Nope. TJBM has a summer vacation planned.

Nothing out of the country.

TJBM worries that he or she may acquire a disease through his family line.

I’m not to worried. Yet.

TJBM is making @bob_ a sandwich.

Sure! I assume you want everything on it @bob_?

TJBM needs new socks. What color?

White. To match my red neck and Blue Ribbon beer. TJBM is tired this afternoon.

Yeah, just waiting to get back out in the garden and do some digging in the dirt when it warms up.

TJBM wants to get their hands dirty.

That would ruin my nails!
TJBM Would rather burn a MAGA hat than wear one.

I’m not going into politics today.

TJBM is cleaning their room.

Always.

tjbm isn’t very tall.

About 5’8” I believe. TJBM is about to hit the hay.

Nah. It’s 9:00AM I’m not going to bed this early or is it late?

TJBM has snow.

I wish, but my name does.

TJBM likes stinky cheese.

Started eating Limburger and Gorgonzola in 3rd grade. Still do . . . .
TJBM has a shopping list and trip planned this afternoon.

Not so much a list, but hoping to hit the farmers market tomorrow where I can get the stinkiest of stinky cheeses that I’ve ever had. I can never remember its official name, but they know what I mean when I ask for the “stinky poop cheese”.

TJBM is hoping for sunshine tomorrow.

I live in the sunshine state….I get more than enough want it or not. :)

TJBM hates infinite scroll.

Partially true, in that I prefer pagination.
However, I avoid long scrolls by jump scrolling.

TJBM can name the thread with the longest scroll time.

This jelly has no idea? But I love infinite scroll! I don’t have to stop and click.
TJBM Has a Poker Face.

I have a sleepy face. TJBM was up and at ‘em early today.

True, but after I party and scarf, I’ll be down and away from ‘em later today; i.e., I’ll be outta their sight, man!

TJBM is familiar with some 1960’s or So Cal surfer lingo.

What ya mean like ya know I was hella stoked like watchin that wave so gnarly!
TJBM can google just about anything!

Yup, enjoy it too. Google is your friend. TJBM is a computer whiz.

Nope. I think I’m computer literate, but that’s about it.
IMO, someone who can replace computer hardware, and write and fix code is a whiz.

TJBM is a Cheez Whiz! ;p

Ick! That stuff is horrible! Give me a lovely sharp cheese any day!

TJBM agrees.

I do. Cheese any other name is still cheese. But Cheez Whiz? Gag a maggot. TJBM loves cheese burgers. Can’t beat ‘em with a stick.

My cheese burger days are over, unfortunately.

TJBM has been to the zoo lately.

Ha! Yes. My daughter took me to the zoo for my recent birthday, it was a gorgeous day and a joyful outing.

TJBM likes museums.

Yes!

TJBM has had many different kinds of pets. Tell us.

I’ve had dogs, cats (still) ,mice, hamster, guinea pig, chickens, goat, pony and even ants if you count an ant farm.
TJBM may have grown up on a farm.

Nope, military brat here grew up on bases for the most part. TJBM is a country girl /boy though.

During my early years.
I wish we lhad never left. It is super hard to get back the me the mental, physical capacity after getting citified.

TJBM snacks on Reese’s peanut butter baking chips.

Haven’t heard about them , but I do like the peanut butter cups. TJBM eats cookie dough.

I heard cookie dough can give you a trip to the hospital.
TJBM don’t like the hospital.

I actually work at a hospital, but I don’t like being in the hospital as a patient.
TJBM is needing to get a gift for someone, but can’t figure out what to get them.

Nope.

Actually, it was TJAM, who gave me an idea on how to dispense with such balderdash several years ago.

TJBM can surmise how 99% of the Earth’s gold, sank to the center of the planet billions of years ago.

It did?

TJBM understands TJAM.

According to a factoid I read in a quiz from Yahoo news, it did.

If it’s true, I think I do.

Billions of years ago, Earth’s surface was mostly molten.
Because it this comparatively liquid state, gold and I guess other denser materials such as basalt, sank through our planet’s outer layer.

TJBM has heard of cold welding in outer space.

I haven’t. Is it different from melding?

TJBM is not easily perplexed…

I have become less perplexed by things as I get older, but there are still things that will get me perplexed, if I don’t have experience with it.

TJBM enjoys listening to science facts.

Sure.

TJBM has had the pleasure of swimming with manatee, dolphins, or other fabulous water animal.

No, but swimming with a whale shark or sea turtle is on my bucket list.

TJBM has swam in an alpine lake.
If so, which one?

We swam in an alpine lake in California many years ago. I don’t know the name, but it was beautiful there. We were backpackers back then. I have spent time in Geneva Switzerland twice, but never swam in the stunning lake there.

TJBM is stunned by the increase in the price of insurance renewals right now.

No kidding. I’m stunned by prices on everything today. TJBM has played the new game Would You Rather.

I haven’t played it yet but it looks like it will be fun.
TJBM Listens to the Go-Go’s.

My Lips are sealed!

TJBM is in an argument with someone currently.

Negatory. TJBM dislikes arguing.

Ain’t that the truth! sorry
TJBM Has run away from a fight.

Never. TJBM likes to shoot pool.

I do. I’m probably average.

TJBM enjoys other parlor games…

I used to throw darts, does that count?
TJBM could do pool trick shots.

No. I suck at pool.

TJBM like mini golf.

Its ok, but prefer full swing golf and pool.

TJBM is a fan of hockey

Not really. I kinda follow it when the Ducks and/or the Kings are doing really well, so I was a homer fan in 2007, 2012, and 2014.

My interest would resume if there was an apparent chance of a Canadian team winning the Stanley, which hasn’t happened in almost 30 years.

TJBM can name the subject of the following lyrics:

There’s a man in the funny papers we all know
He lives way back a long time ago
He don’t eat nothin’ but a bear cat stew
Well, this cat’s name is….
He got a chauffeur that’s a genuine dinosaur
And he can knuckle your head before you count to four

He got a big ugly club and a head full of hair
Like great big lions and grizzly bears
He’s the toughest man there is alive
Wearin’ clothes from a wildcat’s hide
He’s the king of the jungle jive
(Look at that cave man go) (Scream)

Ally Oop – An oldie and Goldie. TJBM says the Monkees were ok.

I never paid much attention.

TJBM eats too much junk food.

I eat zero junk food. (pass me another piece of fruit)

TJBM heard the recent Reggie Jackson Interview or saw his Documentary on Prime

I have not seen it.

TJBM is fanatical about detail cleaning keyboards, calculators, phones, remotes, etc.

I like to keep stuff clean

TJBM is getting ready for Easter.

Yeah! My favorite holiday. Kiddos have fun and it’s much cheaper then Christmas. TJBM is a fan of the Easter Bunny as well.

There is a place on Easter Sunday for children to enjoy the fun stuff, but the day is a religious one and, for us, the focus remains there. We do have a fantastic egg hunt. :)

TJBM is feeling relief for solving a pressing issue.

I’m still upset about the shooting
TJBM Will have a good day tomorrow.

Yes that is the plan !

TJBM can play more than one musical instrument ! Ukulele, guitar and drums for me !

Can’t play anything other than air guitar. TJBM has a good singing voice.

Can sing three part harmony since I was 8 years old ! Got paid for it in 1960s and 1970s.

TJBM has some work scheduled to done on home.

Don’t, but should. Right now, my focus is on getting my canoe and fishing gear straight. I think my trailer has had it. Gonna have to use a much bigger trailer I have. Maybe I should acquire another canoe, with the room the new trailer would have…

TJBM is watching the entertaining Warriors v Pelicans game…

Nope.

TJBM is waiting today for a visitor of some kind…friend, inspection, repair person, etc.

Waiting on our oldest grand son to come help us move to another house. TJBM hates to turn on the news these days.

You know it! I’m really wondering about living in this world.
TJBM Wishing for better days.

“I ‘wish’ I was the verb to trust, and never let you down.”..
Pearl Jam (Yield.)...
I don’t wish so much, as strive.

TJBM knows that “when a moment comes along, either the moment defines you, or you define the moment!”…BOOYAH!

WOW, that is deep! I needed that :)
TJBM Has renewed faith!

I have faith!

TJBM had a bad night.

Not at all. TJBM is cheerful today.

I want to be, I really do. At least the sun is out.
TJBM Will hug their children extra tight today!

1000 times power.

TJBM got a great dose of Vitamin D sunshine today!!

I had to just sit and think or try not to.
TJBM Promises to have a better day tomorrow!

I seldom make promises. But I promise I’ll try…

TJBM couldn’t live in a world without music…

I could. But it’d be a sad world without music. :/

TJBM prefers sunsets over sunrises.

I’m equally thankful for each of them.

TJBM has lived where it was dark for a short time each night.

No.

TJBM wants to help a friend.

I do. But the friend’s situation is so messed up I’m not sure how I can help.
TJBM has a helpful story :)

I like to believe all my stories are helpful in some way, but I’m not sure I am good at contriving a story helpful in some specific way.

TJBM enjoys star gazing, not with thoughts of gods, or aliens, or if the universe is expanding, but for the simple, majestic beauty of their presence.

My area is infected with light and tall building so star gazing isn’t an option. So I substitute it with videos about the universe. They have been really helpful for me to understand the universe and the beauty of it.

TJBM marvels at science.

Sometimes. Other times it just agrees with my assumption.

TJAM missed something . . . . . . . wonder what it was ? ?

TJBM has a package that they need to drop off at Post Office. See ya later.

Nope, not at the moment.

TJBM loves sweets.

Sorry, I do this more than most I think. Oh well. Keep telling me. :)