True or false: the following (NSFW details inside) statement by DeSantis?

Oh this has to be false. Oh dear God tell me this is false.

No. But say it often enough and it will become true.

I heard about this.

No longer will we allow our innocent babies, in the first moments of their lives, to witness any obscenity, including the female genitalia,” said DeSantis, explaining that every time a person gives birth vaginally, child protective services will be called and the perpetrator will be charged with a felony for endangering a minor.

@Forever_Free Seriously? I know he’s a freak and a fascist but…seriously?

In Print”. It must be true @Dig_Dug

^^ The Onion LOL!!!!!

False – Because vaginas have already been reclassified as voting machines.

@JLoon Surely not! They are banned completely from any voting booth!

What? Ridiculous.

That’s a step too far even for DeSantis.

@JLoon “Because vaginas have already been reclassified as voting machines.”

That should help with turnout. You can only vote once though.

I remember the days when you could instantly tell something in The Onion was a joke but now you need to go several sources and fact check it just to be sure.

@Lightlyseared It’s truly like we’re living in Wonderland and we don’t know which way is up and what’s what any longer.

Vaginas are awesome…

^^ LOL!