Does men Whack-Off @ work? Whats up w/ that?

Guess it depends on where you work and what kind of time you have.

Porn stars usually do…

I understand from several guys that yes they do. If it is their time in a restroom or other private place, why do you care?

“Does men”?

Why do we need to know that the hospital is 1.5 years old?

NO ONE WANTS TO KNOW WHERE YOUR FRIEND WHACKS IT

Isn’t this a reality for many guys? Guys think of sex every 6–7seconds.

Hell, how many of you are whacking w/one hand and typing your response w/the other?

I know a few guys that whack-off at work. Heck there’s a producer I’ve worked with that masters his music completely nude. (Of course no one is in there with him.)

I’ll bet you some women have done it, too.

fap fap fap fap.

Are you raising your hand, Allie ; }

I have.

Sure, I’ll admit it. I’m not ashamed.

Having great sex and masturbating aren’t mutually exclusive. This is hardly “official”, but it might be worth reading for you.
http://tinyurl.com/4ebqd5

TLDR: happily married men and women masturbate and that’s not a bad thing.

And here I thought the guy in the next stall was simply making eggs for an omlette.

silly me

I was making eggs for an omlette!! I swear.

Yes, my boyfriend does. He works in an office as a reporter for a newspaper/magazine, regular 9–5 hours. Once or twice a day, he says, it’s a convenient stress reliever in the privacy of the bathroom.

Twice a day, at work? That’s a lot of stress.

Apparently, these jobs don’t keep them busy enough. I barely have time to pee at work. Jeez, somebody put some saltpeter in their food.

I’ll have what girlofscience’s boyfriend is having for breakfast each morning, it must be powerful stuff whatever it is.

Sexual desire varies. I’m 52 and, uh, ... well I’m pretty much like GoS’s boyfriend. Fortunately, I have an office with a door that closes.

Somedays I fantasize about a world in which sex was more casual and prevalent and not so fraught.

So when my co-workers tell me that they’re “squeezing a stress ball” to relieve stress, I should be concerned about what kind of ball they mean?

You mean someone hired a mobster to kill someone where you work?

Wouldn’t his act anger you?...Your guy or your wife is MASTURBATING at WORK.
You’re an employee-NOT the owner of a company.
In these hard economic times getting $15.75hr…You get caught you’re job is OVER! Right?
He/she can’t wait to get home?!
@ work, MY GOSH, they have sex EVERYDAY…
I mean, are we THAT hard pressed (no pun intended_:)
Honestly guys,
This act IS upsetting
@ least for those who may be too shy to answer this Question.
Come on…Somebody…Shed light on how this WOULD be upsetting to you.

To answer your question seriously, Yes. I would be totally pissed off. There is a time and a place for everything, and work is neither the place or time for that.

Actually, in my opinion, workers are people, not cogs in a machine. We, as employers, may rent their time, but if we treat them like people, they’ll be more productive and happy then if we treat them as replaceable parts to a machine. And, much though we might like to deny it, sexuality is an important part of being a person.

Right now, most employers are litigation shy. They want to stop any behavior that might offend any person in the workplace. So they go all out to end sexual harrassment. Of course, in the process, they overshoot the mark. At my workplace, the definition of harrassment is the same as it is over at Askville. If someone doesn’t like it, or if someone says they don’t like it, it’s harrassment.

I’m against harrassment as much as anyone. But I don’t think the employer owns my time completely, nor do I feel I own my employees time. If they need time to go to a lecture, or take their dogs to the vet, or even just lay on the grass in the sun, I don’t care, so long as their work gets done. If they want to pleasure themselves privately, during work hours, I really don’t care. I’ll bet it makes them happier and more productive.

One of the major problems with the culture in this country, I think, is an excess of puritanism, which causes a denigration of sexuality, as well as much too much emphasis on keeping your nose to the grindstone. Come on! Relax a little! Life is about more than money.

@daloon: You are so right. I had about 20 people working for me for about 5 years. I always joked that you could come to work naked, covered in blue feathers – so long as the work got done (and done exceptionally well). We were the most successful department in the place.

Unfortunately, I ended up resigning because the higher ups insisted I treat people as cogs

@maybe_KB: No, my boyfriend’s act does not anger me in any way. Our sexual relationship with each other is quite positive. I’m glad his sexual relationship with himself is too.

He’s a great employee. And he’s not an idiot. This is not a problem for anyone.

Not bias to anyones thought or opinion
Hwvr, Scamp, I agree w/ you 100%

I actually can’t remember if I have or haven’t. Technically in the Marines you’re always on duty so that’s gonna put me in the, “Oh yeah.” zone…

And to be honest, if someone caught him wackin it at work, I think him losing his job wouldn’t be half as bad as the pride he’d have to swallow. Imagine if he got caught mid ejac. All over your boss! OMG. Hoooooly crap. That would be hysterical. “Honey… I got fired… because… I came on my boss.” Seriously. After hearing that if you don’t laugh your <expletive> off, you’ve got something wrong. next interview: “I left my last job because I accidentally spilled liquid on my boss. Yeah I know! What a jerk. If he’s doing it on a break could he really get in trouble?

Note to self…......never shake hands with anyone.

@cheeb, especially guys at work that have doors on their offices. Ewwww!
I’m a germophob

LoL… doin’ the elbow bump then? or the pound? nucks?

I say “Hi!” & wave, wink or just smile

Ill just give them the gangster nod..

Oh please. What about all the guys who leave the bathroom without washing their hands? I don’t even want to touch the doorknobs, and do the old paper towel to pull it open trick.

I flush with my foot. Only dry hands with paper, otherwise use handwipes and foam in purse. Open door w/handicap button (again foot)

I don’t even use toilet paper to wipe! Bare hands people… Bare hands…
just kidding. I’m a supa germaphobe. i do the whole toilet paper/paper towel on everything I touch in the potty.

@cheebdragon I totally forgot the gangster nod. Totally much better. A kid did that in boot camp to a drill instructor… LoL. It was hilarious. DI made him keep doing it all day. Looked like a friggin’ bobblehead.

@daloon So why stop there? Why not have a “conjugal cubicle”, so couples can have at it on their breaks? And let’s not forget to make breaks even longer so guys can nod off when they are done.

After all, we do want to keep our workers happy, don’t we? pffft!

@scamp: now your’e talking! Particularly the nap room idea. Nap rooms actually exist in a few workplaces.

Don’tcha just love reductio ad absurdum arguments!

What is it with you, Scamp? Did you have a very authoritarian background? School? Armed Service? Parenting? Life can be fun, you know. It doesn’t have to be all work an no play. You know what that makes Johnny, don’tcha?

What’s with me? I’ll tell you what’s with me. I know when it’s time to work and when it’s time to play. People can have fun at work without masterbating. To think otherwise is what is ad absurdum.

@scamp—that got me chuckling! Your point!

Thanks!! Tell Johnny not to be too crabby. The workday is almost over, ha ha!!

The nod, great idea.
If unavoidable….I’m prepared to be Purell clean

all the purell in the world couldn’t make me feel enough after that…

Next time someone says their hands are sticky, you’ll have to think… Was it the donuts? Or did he just polish one off?

@tWrex wish i hadn’t read that one. i’ll now be thinking that 4 life

WooHoo! Tainted another one!

I’m amazed at how squeamish so many people seem to be!

I know! It’s just a little man juice, c’mon! It’s not like I used my bare hand to wipe!

ROFL!

@tWrex eeew! What if the person works at dunkin donuts???

Then I’ll go there prepared to give back what they’re givin’ me! C’mon now! High Five for the Semen guy!

I’d also suggest not getting the cream filled.

note to self. NEVER eat at Dunkin Donuts EVER again

I bet the next time you hear the commercial and they say “American runs on Dunkin Donuts”, you’ll think of this thread and laugh!!

@tWrex somehow I knew you’d say something about the filling, ha ha!!

Just saw one… Totally did. Do you think the jelly donuts are from the men and women working together? I think this is just getting gross now They can only be made once a month though and only for a week.

@tWrex: Not true, every employee is unique bleeds at a different time. They have a roster.

LoL….

grooooan… why did I come back to this thread??? (just kidding, lol)

maybe_KB
“You’re an employee-NOT the owner of a company.”

So are you suggesting that we not strive to be an egalitarian society, and that bosses should be allowed to do non-work related activities in the workplace, but employees can’t?

I think that sounds hot! I might start doing it myself!!!!