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RedDeerGuy1's avatar

Who are the worst, and best humans for first contact?

Asked by RedDeerGuy1 (24945points) May 5th, 2023

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ragingloli's avatar

For best, I would go with Sabine Hossenfelder, for obvious reasons.
For also obvious reasons, the worst would be the Orangutan, sharing that spot with his best buddies, Vladimir and the ghost of Jeffrey Epstein.

JLoon's avatar

I volunteer – for both categories.

As long as I’m abducted and they do lots of experiments.

RedDeerGuy1's avatar

@JLoon The Kids in the Hall sitcom said that.
“The only things that the aliens found out about probing humans is that one in ten (1–10) people enjoyed it.”

JLoon's avatar

@RedDeerGuy1 – I think they were underestimating…

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Marjorie Taylor Greene – - – - worst

Neil deGrasse Tyson – - -best

filmfann's avatar

Worst: Trump

Best: Malala Yousafzai

Acrylic's avatar

You mean like for aliens? Worst would be, of course, that recent freaky Bud Light dude. At first his antics were kind of funny, but now his 15 minutes of fame are long up and he and his “days of” stuff are done. Hopefully, no aliens would see him and think he’s “typical earthling.”

flutherother's avatar

The worst is Vladimir Putin
The best is Alexei Navalny

rebbel's avatar

Worst > Cartman
Best > Butters

seawulf575's avatar

Best: My neighbor Michael who is very outgoing and has nothing against illegal aliens

Worst: My other neighbor Karen, for obvious reasons.

gorillapaws's avatar

Worst: Kanye West
Best: Jonna Mendez (Probably the coolest living person on the planet)

kritiper's avatar

Worst? Religious Republicans.
Best? Atheist Democrats.

smudges's avatar

Best – the Dalai Lama. If they were still alive, Ghandi or Carl Sagan.

Worst – anyone who’s the antithesis of the above.

MrGrimm888's avatar

I’ll do it.

I have great personal skills. I could direct them to the right people, or if they are assholes I will kill them all…

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