What foods would not be a good choice to eat on a date?
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May 10th, 2023
I’m not planning on dating but this question was sparked by an image on anyone watching me eat a hard taco. I seriously don’t know how you can eat one without half of it falling on the plate and making a mess.
So – just for fun. What foods would be really bad to order on a date or perhaps even a job interview lunch?
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Pasta and meatballs with red gravy in a white blouse !
Barbecue, baby back ribs, pulled pork, baked beans, and corn on the cob. Super yummy, but messy as hell.
A whole, fully juiced pepperoncini.
I saw someone almost become a cyclops, when my brother’s pepper bomb squirted him in the eye with a high-velocity blast of salad acid!
Salad. Peas. Shellfish that you have to crack out of a shell. Messy hand-held food.
Oysters on the half shell, and Spaghetti, like in Lady and the Tramp.
I cut my spaghetti, which risks getting looked down upon, but it makes a stain very unlikely.
In the gay world, Mexican food is never the choice on a first date.
A big, messy burger piled high with all kinds of toppings. Messy, greasy, too big to eat.
I’d avoid meringues, they are messy and noisy though delicious.
Cherry tomatoes in a salad. There’s a good chance they will squirt juice on your date.
I haven’t been on a date in over 30 years or job interview for almost the same, but remembering back, if trying to impress would avoid spare ribs. I love spare ribs, can eat every day, but they’re very messy not only all over the face but hands as well. I’d go through 50+ napkins at a restaurant when eating ribs. So glad I never have to date or job interview ever again, so bring on those RIBS!
@Acrylic I thought something similar last night – so glad I live alone while spilling my taco shells all over!
Any thing messy that would make me look like a stupid slob. The road to hell is paved with good intentions.
Fried chicken
Bowl of Ramen
BBQ spareribs
As long as you don’t tuck the tablecloth in thinking it’s a napkin, you should be all right.
^^That’s too funny and that’s a real turn on for me actually.
Cabbage. I think we all know why.
I don’t think I’d mind messy food on a date. If they’re weirded out by people eating, I probably wouldn’t want to date them anyway. Bring on the messy food to screen out the people with weird hang-ups!
I’d probably avoid garlicky foods though. :P
@janbb I bet you’d look adorable eating a hard shell taco!
@raum It’s very hard with just flippers to use!
Apparently both cute and talented.
@raum I just rolled over so you could stroke my feathered white belly.
Lobster in the shell carries the risk of someone cutting their finger on the shell and making a bloody mess. (been there)
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