Is it true that DeSantis is fighting with Disney because Minnie Mouse rejected his dating request?

I heard Daisy Duck was behind it all!

He didn’t like what she was wearing; he’s a very religious man, you know. She had on a Minnie-skirt which showed too much leg.

Ron wants all of Florida to be his Magic Kingdom!

DeSantis got jealous when he was talking to Mickey about Minnie’s mental health, and Mickey told him, “I didn’t say Minnie was crazy, I said she was fucking Goofy!”.

I heard on the news (true fact) that in 2009, DeSantis actually had his wedding at Disney World.

@jca2 He did. He has a beautiful wife, and she looked like a Disney princess at her wedding.
It amazes me that he has turned against Disney. They are a powerhouse, and he won’t withstand their onslaught.

@zenvelo Damn! That’s what I was going to say!

Very likely. That end the fact that Goofy gets better press than he does.