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Who is the mystery candy gifter?

Asked by janbb (63219points) May 26th, 2023

I got a box of peppermint bark from a company in California yesterday. No card. I thought it was from my kids but they say no and a close girlfriend also said no.

Who could be my mystery gifter?

Humor welcome. As someone suggested, I could call the company and ask if they can look up the sender.

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chyna's avatar

Me! It was me! Do I get brownie points?

Hawaii_Jake's avatar

Oh no! You must not call! We must ferret out the mystery giver.

It’s not me.

Or is it?

I think it’s Elton John. He heard how you’ve got grandkids and wanted to make you think it was from them. Or maybe that was Rod Stewart. Perhaps Mick Jagger played a role.

It could be completely different. I know! It’s Neil deGrasse Tyson! That’s got to be it.

ragingloli's avatar

Probably poisoned. Do not eat it.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

I t wasn’t me, penguin.

Maybe a contest you entered last month ?

kritiper's avatar

Best to just enjoy it, if it was really meant for you. Remember! “Never look a gift horse in the mouth!”

flutherother's avatar

Who knows you like peppermint bark? Better start eating it in case it’s a mistake. We won’t tell.

canidmajor's avatar

Isn’t there a nephew out there who might be feeling friendly toward you? And BTW, I love peppermint bark, I’ll be right over to help you cope with this burden.

janbb's avatar

I did text him but he hasn’t responded yet.

And come on down! There’s enough to share. And I’m making brownies.

chyna's avatar

I love brownies!

janbb's avatar

^^ Chocolate party at the Penguin’s!

NoMore's avatar

Your secret admirer?

RedDeerGuy1's avatar

Your dentist? Trying to spur up some business?

JLeslie's avatar

Can you call the company to find out? Maybe they forgot to enclose a gift card.

gorillapaws's avatar

Rumor has it, the Hamburgler has finished his sentence and is trying to make amends.

janbb's avatar

Still no answers!

gondwanalon's avatar

“Light seeking light doth light of light beguile.” -Shakespeare

janbb's avatar

Mystery solved – It was my French family in gratitude for some help I provided. The card had been left off.

gorillapaws's avatar

@janbb That’s awesome. Thanks for the update.

Rubble rubble!

MrGrimm888's avatar

First world problems…

janbb's avatar

@MrGrimm888 Who spat in your corn flakes? It’s just a lighthearted fun question.

MrGrimm888's avatar

^It wasn’t intended to be less than a lighthearted jab. Apologies @janbb .

janbb's avatar

Cool then.

MrGrimm888's avatar

Cool as California peppermint bark…

Dutchess_III's avatar

Well I sent you chocolate covered cherries.

janbb's avatar

@Dutchess_III And they were delicious! Thank you!

Dutchess_III's avatar

Good. I had to test them first. Glad some got past me!

janbb's avatar

^^ Is that what the holes were?

Dutchess_III's avatar

Uhhhh…they were on the bottom….

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