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What famous sayings in real life or movies can you improve upon?
Like for example:
Han Solo, from Star Wars, trying to trick the security guard over the intercom system that everything is perfect.
I thought this might be better.
A crazy old man with a lightsaber just set off a thermal detanator, and killed everyone except me.
He took my identification badge and I don’t remember my identification number as this is my first day.
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