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What can Trump put in his touted document (to be released next week) that will totally exonerate him?

Asked by elbanditoroso (33579points) August 15th, 2023

See this article: here and

this

and several other news articles.

Next Monday he will be releasing a document that (according to him) will completely exonerate him. His tweet from Truth Social is below.

What does he know? If dozens of court cases haven’t shown any fraud in the 2020 election, what could be possibly have?

Is he to be taken seriously? Or is this a flop, as well?

“A Large, Complex, Detailed but Irrefutable REPORT on the Presidential Election Fraud which took place in Georgia is almost complete & will be presented by me at a major News Conference at 11:00 A.M. on Monday of next week in Bedminster, New Jersey. Based on the results of this CONCLUSIVE Report, all charges should be dropped against me & others – There will be a complete EXONERATION! They never went after those that Rigged the Election. They only went after those that fought to find the RIGGERS!”

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ragingloli's avatar

A regurgitated compendium of all the previous nonsense arguments, lies, and fake evidence he and his co-conspirators have spouted in the past years, and which were all soundly rejected and refuted by the courts.
His supporters will of course eat it all up.

flutherother's avatar

He’ll put in “witch hunt” numerous times, often in capitals, and if you boil it down that’s about it.

RedDeerGuy1's avatar

$1,000. Taped to the document. Labeled , “not a bribe. Really not a bribe.”

mazingerz88's avatar

The “document” is several words he wrote on his sweaty palm. “I maybe a pig, but I’m a white American pig. I don’t belong in jail, therefore I
am innocent. Give me money.”

elbanditoroso's avatar

If the report is dead-on-arrival, can we call it “rigger Mortis”?

Tropical_Willie's avatar

“It’s a Witch Hunt” will be his defense and “I was POTUS” . . . “you can’t charge me!” . . . .

his ass is toast .

filmfann's avatar

October 15, 2020

Dear Mr. Trump
Following several weeks of medical tests and observations, we have found your brain syphilis has become so bad you may have hallucinations if you neglect to take your medicine.
Signed, a real and very professional doctor.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

. . his ass is toast .

elbanditoroso's avatar

I wish I were a cartoonist. I would draw a picture of orange Trump with burnt skin on his butt…

SQUEEKY2's avatar

Regardless of whatever garbage he puts in this so called document ,his base will eat it it up and believe every lie he puts in it.

JLeslie's avatar

There won’t be anything to exonerate him, but his very loyal followers will believe he does have evidence that proves he was right.

SQUEEKY2's avatar

^^Isn’t that what I just said??

JLeslie's avatar

^^Basically, yes. I just take it one step farther that even if he doesn’t technically lie on the document (by cherry picking) or even if his base never hears or sees the document, they will believe there is a document that exonerates him.

LadyMarissa's avatar

NOT a dayum thing. He has the exact same info that his buddies Rudy & The Pillow Guy had & it’s NOTHING!!! He’s just giving his base a string to grasp onto & then hope that they don’t notice when NOTHING happens.

SQUEEKY2's avatar

But @LadyMarissa the Don Father’s base will believe that nothin is everything.

LadyMarissa's avatar

^^ EXACTLY!!!

mazingerz88's avatar

trump could put his own feces on the document and his fanatics would lick it. It’s a cult.

LadyMarissa's avatar

Wouldn’t it be lovely??? Admittedly, this CNN report might contain some major biases. Still it’s kind of like buying a lottery ticket…I can dream until I must face the reality!!!

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