What conspiracies will the real "sheeple" give for the Emergency Broacast Test today?

I predict Epicch Times will relate it to Covid somehow. Headline will read “Emergency Broadcast drops bombshell on vaccinated.”

Maggy Traitor Greene will say it’s to put spyware on your phones.

It’s the end of times!

My phone alerted at 2:18. At that same instant Nikki Minaj’s boyfriend’s counsin’s friend’s balls fell off. In her immortal words: “Research, people!”

Ha!!!

One of my coworkers said, “this is how they activate the 5G network to track everyone.”

Darn it! the BBC beat me to it.
They had an article listing the conspiracies.

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1) A test of the US emergency alert system on Wednesday didn’t cause millions of phones to buzz for half an hour straight.
2) It was not a secret signal that triggered World War Three.
3) It didn’t turn people who’ve received Covid vaccines into zombies.
4) It didn’t activate nanoparticles
5) It ldidn’t use 5G to “activate the Marburg virus in people who have been vaccinated. And sadly turn some of them into zombies”..

I don’t understand why the recipients of such messages don’t call the senders out on this BS . Block them. They’re morons.
Or…. Maybe…. all that did happen….

It’s the New World Order!

One I have heard of, is that the government will use 5G signals to turn vaccinated people into zombies.

Anyone who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.
~Voltaire

MTG is the poster child for sheeple.

5G tech has turned the Covid virus into a digital one, that will infect your phone and all your other electronic stuff!

Epeccch Times headlines today: All click bait.
“COVID Vaccine Has New Unusual Symptom; Jim Jordan Makes Bombshell Move”
and
“Alert: Very Bad News About Cellphones ”

It’s all misleading crap but it gets people worried and the real sheeple need to click it.
Typical spoiler alert – your arm will hurt less, and your batteries will wear out a little faster.