What do you want Santa to bring you?

Does it have to fun? I would be happy if anyone brought me a present.

I would love a suitcase full of money.

A quiet peaceful day with all the neighbors away or at least not smoking their cheap marijuana, the smell of which is like the worst body odor you have ever smelled, and because I live in a cheap building, it comes in my apartment.

And although it doesn’t look like it will happen tomorrow, a huge snow storm that will just shut everything down for a couple of days. But I’ll accept that as an epiphany gift.

The ability to pause time.

A bottle of Chanel Bois de Isle Eau de Parfum.

A Christmas miracle regarding my health is always my first wish, but assuming we are talking about something that can be put under the tree, I’d be very happy with a new blender.

A year’s supply of vanilla Carnation instant breakfast.

Or help writing an eharmony dating profile.

Update Carnation instant breakfast is discounted. Also you are not supposed to drink every day.
So is good news.

Also I created a new eharmony account and will upgrade to paid membership after my bills are paid. I had fun creating the profile.

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