What are the things you can do when you’re drunk but more likely not when you’re not drunk?

Yodel.

Apparently I’m pretty good at it when drinking and camping. I impressed my husband recently with this talent.

I don’t know. I’ve never been drunk. I suppose that I would be better a making a fool of myself if I got drunk.

Get in a horrific car accident and live. Bodies go kind of limp and bones aren’t as likely to break

Be social

Say (and/or post online) more silly and more regrettable things than I usually do. Vomit.

I can be more social. I am fairly social as it is, but I am more widely social.

Dance, or more accurately, think I can dance.

I’ve only been drink a few times. I can’t think of anything. Maybe that’s part of why it never was very appealing to me.

fall and break your teeth

Well. There’s a difference between “while drunk,” and “while buzzed.”
Drunk, to me, means you should try to fight your inner self and just go home.
Buzzed, comes before drunk, and drunk leads to bad places usually.

Buzzed and drunk are all the same, the difference is in how much. There is buzzed drunk and more drunk and then sloppy drunk, and finally, blackout-wake up in a pool of piss drunk. There is a linear correlation between the amount and likelihood of negative outcomes.

All of the above (karaoke, socializing, dancing) plus perhaps less inhibited sex.

Urinate anywhere.

Nothing.

being happy in life

I’ve only been drunk about twice in my life. I usually drink about one glass of wine a week but it means so little to me that I’ve given it up completely for now.

I would do bungee jumping if I’m drunk or just buzzed but not when sober. Most likely I would see the trail of my own vomit swirling around me at some point.

Ride a cow!

And not remember it the next day!

True story! I had just graduated from high school. My younger brother’s band had been hired to play for a private party in a rural area. I went along as the lighting tech.

Long story short: First set, great! Pause for a intermission. Pause in my memory…I think I might have been drugged as well as drunk! This was in the late sixties after all…

I remember some bits and pieces here and there, including some of the ride home. The next morning my brother showed me the mud stains on the back of my shirt from Bossie throwing me off! He laughed about it and said I lasted more than 8 seconds! But t I could never remember that ride!

Keep my mouth SHUT!!! One of the reasons I quit. My drunk mouth overloaded my drunk ass on a regular basis.

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Dance.

Think you can Dance

@Forever_Free Like Elaine Benis?

Get a DUI.

omg ELAINE dancing!! SO funny!

Puke.