What are some "victimless crimes" that should be OK for everyone else to do?

NSFW in public washrooms.

Conrad Black went to the Supreme Court to argue that every employee is expected to steal from their employer, adujsted to more the higher rank you are in the company.

I don’t know how the case went.

Also Trump pardoned Conrad Black in 2019.

Rape, forced touching, bribery, non-payment of debts, draft dodging, treason, slumlord practices to remove low income tenants, incitement to violence, abuse of office, exchanging pardons to felons for political favor, education fraud, encouraging a foreign power to break American law for personal political gain, abuse of power, breaking an oath of office, self-dealing, perjury, misuse of funds, money laundering, solicitation of bribery, solicitation of bribery for political appointments, feeding McDonalds to Trevor Lawrence, crimes against the color orange, just the stuff that doesn’t hurt anyone.

A man in a store was once being robbed,
No one would help him, the small store was mobbed.
The burglars what that returning cash would be funny,
So they gave the poor guy back all of his money.

that is a victimless rhyme.

@elbanditoroso
I bow before your poetic prowess. Only a lyrical genius could come up with rhyming robbed with robbed.

@ragingloli typo – the second one was supposed to be ‘mobbed’ – I have fixed it

a lot of crimes that have “no victims” have people who are somewhat of victims indirectly. Like lying about being veteran doesnt make veteran’s life easier, I would argue it actually make’s their life harder. If crime has no victim then its barerly a crime

Driving through a red light when there no other traffic.

Should be ok for everyone else? It still is a crime, victimless or not so I think the answer should be nothing.

I’d go with ripping off the tag at the bottom of a mattress.