You're offered the "adventure of a lifetime," when humanoid aliens from another world offer to transport you to their planet, but with certain conditions (explained in the details section). Do you accept?

No, I don’t take rides from strangers. Who knows what would really happen to me. If everyone on earth is about to be destroyed, they may simply be bringing home specimens for a zoo. Not my idea of fun, thanks.

(Watching Twilight Zone reruns until I have them all memorized tells me not to go with them, but not to be hostile towards them either.)

“It’s a COOKBOOK!”

Yes, exactly. But you know, the Monsters are Due on Maple Street. How do I know that their arrival to pick me up isn’t the reason our society falls apart?

No I would not leave with them I want to see my children grow. I want to grow old with my wife and if this planet is going down the tubes I want to see who and what caused it. Plus when something sounds too good to be true it usually is for all I know they could be paid government officials testing my character.

The galaxy always seems greener on the other side but when you get there it will probably have some of the same problems that are here on earth.

The chance to see a new species, a new society, a new planet? I’d go in a heartbeat.

I’ll add your name to the list, syz.

I would have to say no. I have heard lots of strange things happen with probes on alien space ships…..

Please cite sources, if you’d be so kind…

I couldn’t leave my wife and pup behind, so I’d have to say no. It sounds adventurous and I would have jumped at the opportunity before I met my wife – I’m sure – but there’s nothing in this world that sounds better than staying here and growing old with her and my pup – or dying as it may be.

If I was in your enviable situation, I wouldn’t leave them, either.

I think I would stay. Who would want to be the only one of their species remaining. You would probably be some oddity on this planet (if it exists) on display in a zoo or something. Could you imagine what your day to day life might be like? There’s no chance of love or having children and the list of such things goes on. These a good chance that these aliens are far more advanced than humans so it would probably be difficult to understand their thought. And, even if my life would be destroyed within the next twenty years, you still have a pretty good chunk of time here on earth. Everything that you’d been socialized to, comforted by, and so on would be thrown out the window. All of your understanding of the world would be rather useless. Plus, if you stick around here you get to witness the end of a planet which is pretty cool.

Planetary destruction is cool?

Imagine the aliens you could screw though?

That thought has occurred to me…

Are they Romulans, Klingons, Cardassians, Borg, or Ferengi? Then I would definitely not trust them to go. But I’d probably go if they were Betazoid, Vulcan, Bajoran, or El-Aurian.

What if they were Quertzlians?

I’ve never heard of them, Jack

Oh. That’s my home planet.

roflao

I don’t think so, then, no.

I’ll remove your name from their list, then.

I’ll go if I can bring kitties

On my home planet, we have LOTS of kitties.

They’re delicious, with A1 Sauce.

[glares]

My public apologies. We also have Heinz 57 Sauce.