What are some odd budget entries?

Massages
Beer for Meetings
Chippendales Dancers
Body Bags
Caskets for Employees
Custom blue and wood-paneled lectern for $19,029.25
Ostrich Depreciation
Pregnancy Tests
Condoms

@Forever_Free A guy that my dad did his taxes from tried to clam a $250 parking ticket as a business expense.

@RedDeerGuy1 I worked with a guy who tried to put a “lady of the Night” on his expense report

@Forever_Free Wow.

Spelling lessons. (BUDGET is spelled with a D)

Trump’s $130,000 payment to his lawyer for unspecified “legal fees”.

I knew a “Lady of the Night” who was on a congressman’s payroll. She was scheduled to work 1 day a week during the day & worked every night to earn her pay!!!

A broad brim hat as a medical expense, the person was working outside in Egypt for eight hour shifts.

@Tropical_Willie I wonder if the employer put a cap on hat expenses.

My father was his supervisor (my dad told to get a broad brim hat and signed the expense report) ! !

Later same guy was in Tehran Iran, when the Iranian students overtook US Embassy. My dad signed for First Class tickets to India for him to get out.

“Cash infusion from sudden liquidation of transport stock.” A real life accounting entry for the insurance payout for loss of an airplane in a plane crash.