Anybody want to play the marriage name game?

Oh, this is gonna be fun!!

Kat Von D. and John Ratzenberger?

While I am thinking up some names, what do you think of this, as the final line in a same-sex wedding ceremony?

“I now pronounce you TOP and BOTTOM.”

Kevin Spacey and Macy Gray…Macy Spacey.

What if M. Night Shyamalan marries Doris Day and decides to take her name?

Vin Diesel and Minnie Driver… Mr and Mrs Diesel-Driver

How about Candy Clark and Michael Caine?

My favorite oldie from childhood: Minnehaha and Don Ho? She becomes
Minnehaha Ho

And if Queen Latifah married Don Ho…
Of course she’s gonna need a shovel.

Ok, I cheated a little and got this online, but it was too funny to not share!

If Woody Allen married Natalie Wood, divorced her and married Gregory Peck, divorced him and married Ben Hur, he’d be Woody Wood Peck Hur.

today I actually had a client on the phone named Ida Bimbo

If Track Palin married Paul Walker, He’d be Track Walker.

And his mother would never be elected VP.

(same sex)

Harry Snowden (f)
Stevie Wonder (m)
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Harry Wonder

Alright… This was hard because I had a certain name I wanted, but couldn’t figure out how to get it.

(same sex)
John Locke(m)
Jimmy Pop(f)

Jimmy Pop-Locke

Myley Cyrus and Noah Wiley
Myley Wiley sounds like a circus ride

Turns out Clay’s not gay:
Melissa Joan Hart-Aiken

This one is a stretch, so use your imagination. Meghan McCain and Kevin Bacon

Meghan (makin) Bacon

I think Melissa Joan Hart would like George Burns better, just an opinion…

I cheated again, but just for laughs….

If Ivana Trump married, in succession, Orson Bean (actor), King Oscar
(of Norway), Louis B. Mayer (of MGM), and Norbert Wiener (mathematician),

she would then be Ivana Bean Oscar Mayer Wiener

Anita Bryant and Andy Dick!

(same sex) Smokey Robinson and James Blunt

(same sex) Owen Wilson and Clive Owen