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The state highway department is widening a road next to a cemetery. How will the souls (or ghosts) react to being so close to traffic?

Asked by elbanditoroso (33549points) 2 months ago

There’s a state road near me that used to be two lanes; the highway department is making it four lanes with a center turn lane for neighborhoods.

To get enough width, the state took 20–30 feet from one side and put up a large concrete wall to separate the new road right-of-way from the cemetery. Graves are now 4–5 feet from the concrete wall as opposed to 30–35 feet from the (old) roadway.

How will the souls of the buried people feel about increased traffic noise and constant driving activity taking place so close to them?

Is there a risk driving on the (newly widened) road late at night? WIll the cemetery’s ghosts take revenge on noisy speeding trucks?

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ragingloli's avatar

If you for some reason believe in souls and the afterlife, then there would be no souls dwelling in the graveyard, as they have since moved on to higher planes, or firy pits. Maybe there would be less than a handful of ghosts roaming about, having failed to resolve their last mortal desire. But nobody cares about those, so fuck ‘em.

Blackwater_Park's avatar

Highways are for the living

chyna's avatar

The spirits will like being that close to traffic. They will get to hear snatches of songs they remember from their living days, children’s laughter, people’s voices.

LadyMarissa's avatar

There will be a sudden rise in paranormal activity!!!NOTHING pisses off a ghost/soul more than being interrupted from a good nap.

flutherother's avatar

They won’t like it and you can expect increased paranormal activity especially in the run up to Halloween. They will drift across the road causing accidents in the dark and they will get mixed up with children going trick or treating. As a precaution don’t let anyone into your home, if a ghost should slip in you will have terrible trouble getting them out again.

Lightlyseared's avatar

Maybe they are excited about the fact it makes it easier for their loved ones to visit

RocketGuy's avatar

It’ll drive them crazy.
They will go into overdrive to put a stop to it.
But they will finally yield and reverse their position.

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