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What are the lamest excuses that you have heard?

Asked by RedDeerGuy1 (25006points) 2 months ago

In daily life, and at the job or court?

For example:

I did it your honor because I didn’t have my morning coffee.

Humor welcome.

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smudges's avatar

I was driving too fast once and when I got pulled over I said I was trying to get to the gas station before I ran out of gas. :|

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MrGrimm888's avatar

“They had ‘yellow cake,’ and weapons of mass destruction.”

We thought….

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Kardamom's avatar

“When you’re a star they let you do it.”

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