It’s not a big deal, and I am very much part of the conspiracy.
I’m not trying to cancel Christmas.
But this question, reminded me of exactly HOW deep the Santa hole goes.
That we would also manufacture the story that our nation’s strategic defense agency NORAD, is ok with Santa in American airspace, but tracks him anyway. Sounds like some sort of coordination with Santa, like with space aliens and the government.
I remember getting in huge trouble, because I told my friend. His mother, called my mother, and it was a big deal.
I was like 8, I thought my friend knew too. It wasn’t remotely malicious.
But people were mad at ME, for being a whistle blower!
I was not capable of understanding why I was in trouble for figuring it out, setting a trap and proving Santa was my parents, and then telling my close friend about it.
I think that they told me, something like I wouldn’t get any presents again if I spread the “truth!” Fucking blackmailed me, minutes after I just broke the story of the century!
I’m smiling, talking about it, but it IS totally INSANE, how big the Santa conspiracy is, and how far we go to keep it on the down low.
If they were lying about Santa, they could be lying about anything.
As I said, it quickly became clear to me, the similarities of the two massive conspiracies. (That is the Santa myth, and the Christian God myth.)
Both nonsensical, and both all kept alive by people who lie to their children. In retrospect, and from more adult conversations, I realized that many people didn’t really believe in ALL of the religious teachings we were all taught either.
Many people who did believe, had different interpretations of Christianity, and HEAVILY cherry picked it.
It WAS magical. A LOT of things were, when I was very young.