People with dangling bits: does a hard kick to the b*lls stop you in your tracks (potentially NSFW)?

It’s excruciating. like an intense cramping in your lower abdomen that reflexively doubles you over like getting the wind knocked out of you. I’ve had bruises from hard hits, I’ve had “stingers” in my shoulders, I’ve had some painful burns, I’ve felt stubby pain when someone was drawing blood and fishing around for a vein for far too long as well as a liver biopsy needle once and I think I could fight through pain like all of those and keep going. The testes not really. I’ve never been in a fight for my life type of situation, so maybe you could just power through with adrenalin, but it’s so involuntary and incapacitating.

As far as incapacitating goes, I think it’s on the level of trying to put weight on a broken foot or getting the wind knocked out of you. Maybe there are badasses who can beast through it? Not me.

I’m hoping to live my life without ever finding out.

I’m not a man but from what I have seen, just a tap to that area will get them in pain.

From a person with upper dangling bits, I have always perceived that to be a great way to ward off an attack, although I’ve never had to deploy it.

Yes, a kick there will stop most guys in their tracks. But it has to be a direct hit. A relatively simple hit just right will cause a guy to double over but if you miss (even with a kick) the effectiveness goes way down.

Just a tap, you can live with. A hard blow is a different story.

While I haven’t experienced being kicked specifically, I had a similar experience accidently being clobbered by a 2×4x8 ft piece of wood that not being carried safely by another person.

A friend of mine went to Vegas. She saw a guy on the street with a sign that said “kick me in the balls for 20.00”. People were paying him 20 bucks to kick him in the balls. She watched 2 guys do it and couldn’t watch any longer. He was bent over for several minutes after each kick.

I’ve never been kicked hard there, but having been hit lightly there and felt that slow-building, nausea-inducing pain, I’d prefer never to experience it.

It has to be quite accurate, but if it is, yeah, you could be out in one shot.

Unless, of course, you’re sporting an armored codpiece, or something.

@elbanditoroso Hard blow. He he he

It’s definitely a crippler, mind and body.

Wow. So if I ever have the need to incapacitate a person with a penis, I just need harm the jewels?! That gives me a little bit of confidence. ;)

I imagine a hard squeeze isn’t fun either.

@tinyfaery “So if I ever have the need to incapacitate a person with a penis, I just need harm the jewels?”

Yes, but it really should be reserved for serious situations. My understanding is that it can sterilize the guy, so on the level of potentially destroying a woman’s ovaries. You see situations where women kick a man in the testes for saying something rude, and that’s just not acceptable.

In my case someone nut-punched me as a joke. It was not cool.

“I imagine a hard squeeze isn’t fun either.” I would move out of the way after that, because it might be countered by a punch in the face.

Yes it does. Brings one to their knees with a feeling of wanting to curl up into a little ball. No pun intended.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAg1r6zw7Bg

Me? No…
It’s really shitty, but it just usually infuriates me.
I’ve gotten quite good at moving my thighs to block those shots, from years of bouncing.

Most women, will attempt to bite, and go after the crotch.
I would pull their own arm over their mouth, and carry them outside. Once I put them down, I already know it’s coming. Taking your natural fighting/defensive stance, eliminates most openings for the crotch.

I’ve actually never had a dude land a kick there.
As a general rule I’m a pretty tall guy with long reach, so if your foot is approaching my crotch, I can probably reach you first.
If you do go for my balls, or throw on me period, I will put you (and your friends,) on the ground. When we come up, you’ll be wearing cuffs, or ties…

I have researched and trained in a lot of different styles, and although I can be a devastating kicker, I have never attempted a kick above the hip. Right above the knee, will buckle ordinary men. Ground, cuff, next…

I actually wore a cup, when I worked REALLY tough spots.
It could be called overconfidence, but I got pretty good at stopping that shot, and eventually stopped wearing the cup. It was far more often, for people to attempt haymakers on me, or sucker punches to the head, than to go after my balls.

GP describes the pain well.
I have definitely been struck there before, mainly in sports.
I played football, since I was 8 years old, and my father is an ex special forces drill sergeant…

I SWEAR this is true.
When I was a boy, my father would call me to come to him.
Usually, when I was in my room and he was laying down in the living room.
Randomly, when I would approach him (not every time,) he would hit me in my crotch. Not very hard, but enough to as GP described, double over in pain and suffering.
As I would lay on the ground, he would laugh an evil laugh, and say “sooooorrrryy son…You left yourself ‘WIDE OPEN.”..
He taught me to box, and we often sparred, whether I liked it or not… And I learned early on, to always approach a person “bladed,” or in an a semi-fighting stance. Even in conversation with say a co-worker, I always have my left foot keeping inside of their’s. It can seem like we are circling, when someone tries to talk to me, if they won’t hold still.

For me, that left leg, can block, or stomp a foot of man, so I can grab him. The right, always there, to back up quickly whilst simultaneously preparing a counter strike.

It’s a REALLY bad pain, but I can ignore it, until a situation is resolved. So far….

On a side note, having balls that hurt THAT bad, is more proof that there was certainly no intelligent “design.”..