What is the exact position and velocity of every particle in the universe at time you are reading this?

In Roman Numeral format?

Yes please

That is literally unknowable.

Heisenberg’s uncertainty principle says you can’t jointly know the exact position and velocity of any particle, let alone all of them, so this situation is unreachable. In fact, even approximating these values can only be done to a certain limit.

I keep trying to paste it into Fluther, but there are technical issues.

RIGH THERE! Opps. It’s gone.

UNKNOWABLE !

Its all centered on Trump at the center of the universe.

That is not only empirically impossible to know because there are no means to acquire that data, but it’s also logically impossible to know, because by the time anyone answers the question, those locations will have changed.

Follow up:

Can we create a robot that can do all of this? Instantly calculate this and put it into a file that can be viewed at any point?

Why is it relevant to anything? Why should we care?

You shouldn’t care.

^^ LOL I don’t, but I wondered if you were going somewhere with the question or answers.

IT is all exactly where is should be.

But moving like crazy @seawulf575.

No, I have no clue what to do with that information, I just thought it would be fun to know

Somebody should send this to Werner.

Ooh, I see @smudges already has. ;-)

Who is Werner

Heisenberg. Werner Heisenberg. Of the eponymous “Heisenberg uncertainty principle”.

Oh he would think I am a fucking idiot

He would think we’re all idiots, compared to him, we are. An interesting and brilliant man.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Werner_Heisenberg

Damn, smart AND hot? I was born in the wrong time.

@Dutchess_III No matter where you go, there you are.

And THAT, as they say, is THAT!