What are different ways to drive impared?

Dead, blind, deaf, amputated legs, aputated arms, driving while looking backwards through a mirror, driving while getting sucked off, driving while sucking someone off, driving from the back seat, driving from the passenger seat with a corpse in the driver’s seat, driving while laying on the bonnet, reaching in through a shattered windshield while using your katana impaled on the driver’s foot to depress the accelerator

@ragingloli Also include driving while emotional. Like after a break up.

Dang it, loli covered everything.

When you break your glasses.

Does “impared” mean dyslexic driving?

Having you screaming children in the car.
Leaving the eye doctor after they dilate your eyes.
Sweating so much that your hands slip on the steering wheel.
Driving a Cybertruck.
Driving in a rain or snow storm with no functioning wipers.
I drove with my ski boots on once. yeah, my feet were impaired trying to clutch.

Frantically rushing someone to the emergency room
Driving while absorbed in mental puzzle or problem solution
Driving just after spilling a drink on yourself, especially a hot one
Driving while mooning over your sweetie
Driving while mentally preparing for some kind of stressful situation, such as a confrontation, a job interview, or a court appearance
Driving while panicking over being lost, especially in a big city
Driving while furiously angry
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I’ve done all of those except for spilling a drink.