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Who's been eating my candy (read details)?

Asked by janbb (63321points) 2 hours ago

I cleaned out my freezer recently and found 4 English candy bars that I had bought from a specialty store. I brought them up to defrost them and see if they were any good. I put them in a small kitchen drawer. I took a bite from one and left them in the drawer which closes tightly. When I looked again, they had been mostly eaten and there were small scraps of wrapping in the drawer. No mouse droppings.

Who snuck into a closed drawer and ate my candy?

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canidmajor's avatar

When I was about 2, my fae family crept out of the woods and exchanged me for a regular human baby. As a result, I have some special powers, which include sneaking around in the night stealing especially lovely candy bits from people.
Thank you, and sorry.

chyna's avatar

Can the bears prove their whereabouts during this time period?

canidmajor's avatar

Ooh, yeah, it was the bears. Let’s go with that.

janbb's avatar

But, but, but – do bears have opposable thumbs to open the drawers?

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Do penguins sleepwalk ? ? ?

janbb's avatar

I see your point but it would have had to be a rather small bear.

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