Miss Universe Contest Redefines Beauty Standards as Alien Contestant Takes Home the Crown
In an unprecedented turn of events, the 75th annual Miss Universe competition saw its first-ever alien winner, sparking debates, admiration, and confusion across the globe. This historic moment comes after the organization, seeking to embrace diversity in all its forms, opened the pageant up to contestants from outside Earth. While the pageant’s organizers hoped to make an inclusive statement, no one could have predicted the stunning appearance of the alien crowned “Miss Universe,” a being whose beauty defies the human understanding of the word.
The Contest Goes Galactic
The announcement in 2024 that the Miss Universe pageant would be opened to extraterrestrial participants was met with excitement, curiosity, and concern. Many humans wondered how beauty would be judged in a universe of diverse life forms, each with its own unique evolutionary path. With the advent of the Galactic Expansion Agreement, a treaty that brought Earth into interstellar dialogue, humanity’s reach beyond the solar system had made such interspecies competitions possible.
“The decision to allow extraterrestrial contestants was driven by our desire to be inclusive,” said Marisol Gómez, spokesperson for the Miss Universe Organization. “Beauty is a universal concept, but it’s also subjective. We wanted to show that the standards we’ve held for so long could evolve and expand into the stars. Beauty, after all, is not just what you see—it’s what you feel and understand.”
As a result, extraterrestrial ambassadors, diplomatic delegates, and cultural representatives from across the galaxy submitted their candidates for the event, each bringing their own aesthetic and beauty standards, ranging from bioluminescent beings to those whose very appearance could induce temporary paralysis in human observers.
The Winner: Z’Zalax from Vorellix-7
The crown was eventually claimed by Z’Zalax, a member of the Vorellix-7 species from the Andromeda Galaxy. The creature, whose appearance has been described as “utterly grotesque” by many observers, has three gaping, multifaceted eyes, a translucent, jellyfish-like body, and an exoskeleton adorned with organic patterns that shift and shimmer in dazzling hues. Its limbs are composed of an undulating, liquid-like substance that morphs to match its surroundings, making it almost imperceptible at certain angles.
Many Earth-based viewers were taken aback by the alien’s appearance, with social media flooded by shocked reactions and memes comparing Z’Zalax to various fictional creatures from Earth’s mythology and horror genres. However, Z’Zalax was not judged on traditional human standards. In fact, the idea of “beauty” for this new generation of Miss Universe contestants was based on a multi-faceted, cross-species appreciation of grace, elegance, and symmetry within the unique biologies of each contestant.
To the Vorellix-7, Z’Zalax’s bioluminescent patterns and fluid, kinetic movements signify beauty. To the beings of Vorellix-7, her shifting body represents balance, harmony with the universe, and an elevated form of beauty that resonates through their culture. To many viewers, these qualities were completely alien.
Human Reaction: Confusion and Outrage
The human reaction to the crowning of Z’Zalax was overwhelmingly mixed. Social media erupted with confusion, fascination, and, at times, disgust. Several human contestants, who had carefully prepared to represent their culture and beauty ideals, expressed their dismay over the results. “I trained my whole life for this moment, only to lose to… that?” said 22-year-old Miss Spain, Clara González. “I’m all for inclusivity, but we need to draw a line somewhere.”
Others, however, were more open-minded, noting that beauty in the eyes of the beholder truly applies when it comes to intergalactic diversity. “It’s a new chapter for humanity,” said popular cultural critic Farid Wali. “We’ve been so obsessed with human-centric standards of beauty for centuries. This is the universe telling us that there’s no one-size-fits-all approach. Z’Zalax represents an entirely different kind of beauty—one that transcends anything Earth could imagine.”
One of the more vocal supporters, Professor Elena Griggs, a cultural anthropologist at the University of New York, explained, “The human eye is limited, and beauty is subjective. For years, we’ve defined beauty as symmetry, clear skin, and certain body shapes. Opening up to other species is the next step in breaking down the rigid and outdated notions of beauty.”
Despite the overwhelming confusion, Z’Zalax’s victory also sparked a wave of support from those advocating for inclusivity in all forms of media. The hashtag #BeautyWithoutBorders trended worldwide as a symbol of the pageant’s new direction.
Controversy and Criticism: Standards of Beauty in the Cosmos
While many celebrate the victory, critics argue that the pageant’s shift in focus may have undermined the original purpose of the competition. Some feel that Miss Universe was always meant to showcase human beauty—whether it be through traditional beauty standards or a more progressive approach to body positivity. Alien candidates, some critics say, have taken away from this notion.
“Instead of celebrating the diversity of Earth’s cultures and beauty, we’ve opened the door to… extraterrestrial grotesqueism,” said journalist Brianna Shelton in her op-ed for The Daily Observer. “There’s a point where inclusion and diversity cross the line into absurdity. Beauty is rooted in human experiences, not in alien anatomies that defy all logic.”
While some have argued the shift is disrespectful to Earth’s beauty traditions, others point out that this change could represent a turning point for humanity’s understanding of beauty, opening doors to new interpretations that were never previously considered.
The Future of Miss Universe
Moving forward, the Miss Universe Organization has made it clear that the inclusion of extraterrestrial contestants is not a one-time event. Plans are already underway for next year’s competition, which will again feature contestants from across the galaxy. “We’re entering a new era,” said Marisol Gómez. “The beauty of the universe cannot be contained by one planet, one species, or one set of standards. This competition is no longer just about finding Earth’s most beautiful woman; it’s about celebrating beauty in all its forms.”
While some question the future of the competition, others are embracing the changes with open arms, preparing for the next Miss Universe contest to be a truly intergalactic event, where beauty truly has no borders.
Conclusion
As humanity grapples with a new definition of beauty, the crowning of an alien as Miss Universe signals a deeper transformation in how we perceive not only physical appearance but also the very nature of aesthetics. Whether you find Z’Zalax beautiful or horrifying, one thing is certain: beauty is now a universal concept, and its definition will continue to evolve as we expand into the cosmos. In this new era of galactic beauty, the boundaries of what we consider “acceptable” will no longer be confined to the limits of human understanding._
