What is your preference - to be immortal or immoral?

Since I do not want to live forever, thanks in large part to the incompetent bully in the White House, I choose to be immoral. According to the religious right, I am already.

Neither!

Immortality sounds awful, outliving everyone you ever knew or will know? No thanks.

There are different flavors of immorality, I would just as soon be a philandering lover, no need for any immorality beyond that.

Neither although I wish I had been a little more immoral when I was younger.

I would choose immortal, and sneak in the other.

Immoral—but by someone else’s definition. Not my own.

I’m sure somebody else will disagree with me, but I am immortal, or will be depending on how you think about it. I definitely choose not to be immoral.