What are some contradictions or hypocrisies you know you partake in?

Can be trivial, funny, or very serious.

Example: I care about spelling, and even correct people now and then (when I think it is helpful for them, not for simple typos) but I often don’t go back and edit what I write when texting and writing online and I have lots of spelling mistakes. I also find it funny when people get bothered by the spelling of words in English when the word is foreign or especially when the original language doesn’t use our alphabet.

It is not uncommon for me to order a salad hold the cheese and at the same meal order an entree that has cheese. Cold cheese and melted cheese are completely different to me, but I think someone people find this odd.

I hate when my husband yells at me, but I know I yell too quickly.