Are We Great Yet?

Were you ever?

I always thought “God is coming and she is pissed” was a funny one.

Trump and the fourth Reich!

Save the whales! Collect the entire set!

What Would Republican Jesus Do?

Who would Jesus bomb?

Which money lenders would Jesus bail out?

My T-Rex ate your stick family

Great at losing alliances, friends, and trade agreements! All on purpose.

@RocketGuy that seems a little long for a bumper sticker!

When in my JEEP, I am great.

Those Who Can Make You Believe Absurdities Can Make You Commit Atrocities

My dog is smarter than your honor student.

Well, I was hoping to get actual bumper stickers, rather than made up politics, but oh well.

One I think is funny but is not really appropriate is: So you’re a feminist, ain’t that cute.

Love the whales one!

I bought this before I knew Elon was crazy. Seems a lot of tesla owners are buying that one. Oh, and, We no longer have a difference of political opinion, we have a difference in morality.

I’m only speeding because I really have to poop.

That’s our kids’ excuse when we do family zoom meetings.

So its very crass but the one I see that gets the most attention is ‘I eat a$$’.
Gross but apparently its very popular with younger generations.

Not so much to answer the question.

RSN, in a black oval.

If you get close enough to read the fine print, it says Red Sox Nation.

Don’t laugh they are keeping my bumper on.

On the back of a handyman’s van: I can fix what your baby daddy can’t.

@smudges The Jesus ones are all real bumper stickers I have seen.

Wow @Zaku! Kinda shocked. All I have stuck to my car is a vinyl sand dollar on the rear end that my sister made. The way things are, there’s no way I would advertise my politics or religion on my car for the world to see.

@smudges The first time I saw those were around 2001 and 2008, during G.W. Bush’s dubious invasion of Iraq, and the “too big to fail” bank bailouts in 2008. I don’t put bumper stickers on my own cars.

@RedDeerGuy1 I’ve seen some of those cars with so many stickers it looks like they’re holding it together!

@Zaku Sad that they still apply.

A very racist one from the Deep South “if I’d known this was going to happen I’d have picked my own cotton”.

I saw a license plate frame yesterday: “At least pull my hair if you’re going to ride my ass”

If we wanted to hear the pitter patter of little feet, we would put shoes on the cat.

We are getting worse each and every passing day.