Here’s the deal. I graduated high school in 1989. AND I lived in a small town in the middle of nowhere. The mullet was mandatory issue for guys my age…you went to high school and you were immediately issued a mullet and a copy of Bon Jovi’s “Slippery When Wet” album.
So yeah, I rocked that mofo big time. Now, at the time, we didn’t really have a perjorative name for it, guys just grew their hair longer. And really, it’s not practical to grow your hair long in the front, now is it? I mean, no one wanted to look like Cousin It….dayglo colors and ripped jeans were ONE thing, but we didn’t want to look like freaks though in retrospect, we failed in that regard.
My hair is naturally curly, and naturally very thick. So, I’d get it cut down to about 2 inches and thinned out in the front and on top (if I let my hair grow too long or thick on top, I’d have had an afro, and as much as I liked the band Cameo, I didn’t really want to look like Larry Blackmon). But the funny thing about my mullet was, I’d keep from cutting it in the back, with the exception of about a half inch every 2 to 3 months that I’d go in for a haircut (just to get rid of the dead and split ends), I started this at the beginning of 10th grade, and just let it grow through high school. By the time I was a Senior, my hair was literally down to the small of my back. But ONLY if I pulled it down there, because as I said, my hair was naturally curly. So, what would happen is it would just curl up, and it actually looked like I had shoulder length hair, but it extended a good 2 feet below my shoulders.
So, whether it was Poison or Kiss, AC/DC or Skid Row, I rocked that thing at a lot of concerts…I could whip it around in circles, I could tie it in a nice little bow beneath my chin, and it bridged the gap until the early 90s when goatees became mandatory…but that’s a whole nother story. At least I wasn’t a girl, back in the 80s, you were required to go through about a can of Aqua Net a day if you were a female (or a male rock musician). Ah the 80s….what other decade could have brought you big hair, the Rubik’s Cube and MTV?