What celebrity would you like to date?

My boyfriend, Chris.

“do I make you randy, baby?”

“oh give it to me papi!”

gwyneth paltrow or the latina actress who played opposite nick cage in that really bad movie. almost sure her last name is rodriguez, but movie escapes me.

@squirbel: austin powers i presume?

Jessica Alba or Shakira

Mike Myers is gay. I know this because I was going to marry him, but when I found out like a year later I actually cried

@comedian: all i can say is wow! didnt know that. and i love the austin powers movies.

Jennifer Aniston
Queen Latifa

@Charlie: I love them too. But I mean from those movies I guess you could kinda tell with the stuff he did lol

But back to the question lol

not gay, not gay. let me make that one clear, but still dig his angle of humor.

ok, back to the thread…

I’ve always seemed to like Anna Faris. (The blonde in The Scary Movies)

is it isabel rodriguez? what is her name? she was denzel’s girlfriend in “training day” or even opposite mike epps and ice cube in a movie about a bounty hunter. i think she even played in a movie with will smith—“hitch” maybe?

hehe, no – I wasn’t aiming for Mike Myers, although that is his line.

I was just quoting my boyfriend and myself, since he is my superstar.

There’s Eva Mendez which was Denzel’s gf, then there’s michelle rodriguez who was on Lost and SWAT. Then there’s Eva Longoria who’s married to Tony P. Then there’s Carmela Soprano who’s married to Tony S.

@queens: yeah, i think its eva mendez. way off from rodriguez, i know. but yup, her. OMG! celebrity date fer sure

Salma hayak

@squirbel: oh no, i feel you. i understand.

Natalie Portman for sure. Totally hottie.

@ willbrawn – Big time yes. and very funny and smart

Craig Ferguson

@SoapChef – He rules

@Bri I KNOOOOOOOOW!

How can you guys….well girls really, not want to date Dominic West? He is like gorgeous and funny and wow! lol

Either Ron Jeremy or Peter North.

Because, Comedian, I didn’t know who he was. I looked him up, yes he’s pretty, but NO WAY is he funnier than CRAIG FERGUSON!

Um I think he is handsome not pretty lol. Who is Craig Ferfguson anyroad?

Latenight host on after David Letterman, used to be on Drew Carry show.

He ad libs the first 10 min. of the show. Became an official US citizen and truly loves this country. has a kick ass accent. Was an alcoholic but is sober now, brought it up when britney was at her lowest to point out that he hoped someone who was supposed to care about her, who had benefitted from her success tried to help her.

John Cusack (and channel Paul Newman.)

I wouldn’t like to date these guys, but I think they are hawt.

1. Brad Pitt

Sorry, I tried to go for plural but the rest faded in his sunshine.

@Bri: I’ll just imdb him

That also reminds me of one of the Celebrity Jeopardies on SNL. Norm McDonald imitated Burt Reynolds, then “Burt Reynolds” changes his name on it to Turd Ferguson. Classic

Hayden.

@jackadams not my cup of tea.

Good! I wasn’t planning on sharing her with you, anyway.

Even though you write nsfw, you shouldn’t post links to porn sites here.

what does nsfe mean?

^^ Not Safe For Work

No link to a porn site, this time: Vanessa Blue

@snd: ok. catchy

scarlett johansen

lucy liu or jamie chung..

scarlett johansen yes

I have just never liked lucy liu. Great actress.

I have yellow fever…it’s a bad (but very very good) disease :-)

She is pretty and all. But I think she thinks she is. A bit of tude if you ask me.

I’d date Scott Grimes and/or Adam Baldwin. They are both soooo yummy!! Oh, and not forgetting Nathan Fillion!!!

Summer Glau. Totally got a crush on her since Firefly

i think brad pitt is cute. in thelma and louise, in a river runs through it, he’s so boyish looking, which is a type i don’t usually like but he’s cute. george clooney is nice looking.

Ooooh jca, I think Brad was at his cutest in Interview With A Vampire.

i want to add to my list Derek Jeter. He has those long legs like a stork and that high ass.

Lindsay Lohan

If I could travel back in time I would date young Harrison Ford.

Tina Fey. She’d never be allowed to take those glasses off :) I suppose I’d settle for Sarah Palin as well… Ah heck… Give me both!

My website’s devoted to this dynamic duo!

http://www.tinafeysarahpalin.com/ – Videos and easy-going commentary on the SNL fad…

If only he was younger: Tom Baker (the old 70s Doctor), Michael Palin (Monty Python), Daryl Hall

If only he was available: David Tennant (the current Doctor), Bob Odenkirk (Mr Show), Mark McKinney (Kids in the Hall), Jon Hamm (Mad Men)

Michael Palin all the way!!!! John Cleese also

Oh! And Sean Connery!!!!

And of course Jonathan Crombie and Dale Hensley! :D

Majka Burhardt, a technical climber and writer or channel a friend, Glynda.