It is certainly possible that Joe the Plumber was a plant, but I suspect there was a different scenario. Joe and the videographer might have been hoping just to get some video they could put on Youtube. So they were successful. I’m sure Joe and the videographer had an agenda—the Republican agenda. But that’s all good. Nothing truly nefarious there. People are always trying to get videotape of themselves with a famous person.
What I think happened next, is that some staffer at the McCain campaign saw the tape and thought it could be used as an illustration of McCain’s ideas. It’s one thing to hit Obama on taxes with abstract numbers; it’s another thing to have a person who illustrates the problem—particularly a person who is a good story.
Hey! What’s not to like? Working guy. Works with his hands. My god! His name is Joe. How more earthy can you get? And he’s a plumber! Oh my god. That must have given them a hardon.
But the debate is upon us. Shall we go with it? Ok. Let’s go with it. No time to do any further research. And of course, the McCain campaign has no sense of irony, and no idea how idiotically hokey the “Joe the Plumber” concept really is.
So he brings it up, and uses it several times in the debate. So of course the media are going to find out about this dude. I mean, Katie Couric wants him, Everyone wants to interview this paragon of entrepreneurship who wants to lift himself out of his circumstances, and make good, except that Obama’s tax proposal will kill his incentive, and thus keep him in his shackles of poverty.
So they dig into the guy, and it turns out that he is a chimera. First, his name isn’t really Joe. Joe is just his middle name. His first name is something different.
Second, he’s not even licensed to be a plumber. Technically, he’s not even a plumber. “Joe the scab fake plumber” is more accurate.
Third, it turns out that he doesn’t have a plumbing business, and isn’t even close to owning it. It’s just a dream, but he’s such a neer-do-well that it’s a pipe dream (don’t ask what he’s smoking, either). In addition, his business with the 250 k income is a gross number, not a net. Who knows what the net would be, but let’s say it’s 100 k. That’s all he pays taxes on, and under Obama’s proposal, he gets a tax cut! Irony of ironies. But wait. There’s more!
Finally, believe it or not, we come to the most delicious irony of all. It turns out that the hero of the McCain campaign is a scofflaw! He hasn’t even paid his taxes! What does he care about Obama’s proposal? It won’t affect him. He doesn’t pay his taxes anyway!
Oh wow, it doesn’t get any better than this. You know, when McCain picked Palin, my first reaction was that he was throwing the election. This woman is a joke. Then the initial reviews came in, and she became a star. How wrong I was!
But wait a minute, after investigation, she is not all she was presented to be. Well, the campaign keeps doing this. They apparently can’t research their way out of a paper bag. They shoot from the hip. Shooting first; asking question later.
Ok, and this is the guy, the big tough military leader that we want running the country? I mean, if he runs his campaign like this, what the hell is he going to do for the country? Take on Russia? Iran? Korea? Invade them all? Is he going to cluster-bomb Pakistan in order to take out bin-Laden?
I don’t know, and after the “Joe the Plumber” debacle, I am even more certain (if that is possible) that I don’t want to find out. Fortunately for me, this time, it seems that the rest of the country is also seeing through the Republican lies and obfuscations. The Republican toadies online throw out ever more desperate, and ever more outragious allegations about Obama.
It’s hard for me to imagine any way anyone would support McCain any more. But, as they say, you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make him drink. I just thank the gods of irony that McCain got nominated. Who knew how much fun this would be?