What is the best or cleverest way to open a beer bottle?

...with a piece of paper.

Paper was cool. Along the same lines, you can save about 2 minutes and just use a lighter.

I have always been a fan of my trucks lock keeper in the door jamb

I realize the parameters of this question, but there's a meritable exception. There's a video online somewhere of a young woman in a bikini opening a twist off with her boob.

I've seen a guy who can pop em off with his teeth.

I vote for the girl who does it with her boob

I learned a new trick recently. If theres a counter with a sharp edge, put the lip on the edge, and then hit the neck of the bottle hard. It works every time…and causes it to spew up..so get ready to chug!

The countertop method kills your countertops though… :(

perchik: i have too. and i was just going to say “with yo teef, son” haha. thats what the guy i know who can do this says.

Bulbatron9 pops tops with his wedding ring. He has opened many a Heineken for me with it.

you know what im gonna say

haha

Umm.. no, I don’t know what you’re going to say…

I don’t either :p

From the top, usually. ;-)
And I prefer using my lighter to a “real” opener.

Seatbelt buckle.

Blunt edge of Chefs knife.