What is the weirdest object in your closet?

A used Gatorade cup signed by Eric Show.

a black leather whip…

sshhh

If you’re talking skeletons, I’ve got a ton of them in my proverbial closet. As far as my clothes closet goes, I’ve got nothing weird. That’s what my undies drawer is for.

a yellow pleather jacket signed by all the members of yellowcard,and their merch guy that I embroidered with their logo… 6 years ago.
that or a cut up peice of lacey lingerie i used for a halloween costume once.

A vest.

i have a hat signed from penn and teller from like 7 yrs ago

Hmm…I have a taxidermied goose in there. He needs some work before he can ‘fly.’

@peedub, FREAKY!

i have a whole bunch of cigarette boxes that have info on how to quit smoking inside, instead of actual cigarettes. i never smoked.

peedub is back!

As far as the question goes, what goes on in my closet stays in my closet…

I’m not sure what’s in my closet is appropriate content for Fluther.

Oooh. If it’s half as good as I’m imagining… wow!!!

I have a gigantic dildo in my closet. You never know when that may come in handy!

@loser: Your address, please?

@loser, FREAKY!

Ha! If you’re serious, I’ll gladly PM you!!!

Just curious, what did you name it?

Well, hubby might not like that, so…you can just mail it to me!

The weird objects question just got weird!

I have a pair of powder blue, 5 inch high, wooden platform shoes with silver studs around the toes a la Elton John. Don’t ask.

I have a sock puppet that vaguely resembles the comedian Carrot Top.

I named it gigantar. Trust me, it lives up to it’s name!!!

And no, I ain’t mailing it anywhere! It’s my finest asset!!!

It’s in your fine what?!

sorry.

Hey, Astro, you gotta see this this thing!!

@loser: Why on Earth do you have such a thing, anyway? Or shouldn’t I ask?

A samurai sword that supposedly was actually used in killing people.

I wonder how it would fare up against Gigantar?

I don’t know. Gigantar sounds pretty fierce.

Weirdest? I guess my helmet that I wear when I ride our dirt bikes or 4wheelers. My husband had this one painted for me, and I’ve had two stolen…figured this would be a better place. Other than that…my lunchboxes from when I was a child.

An Old Frog Gig..

The twins I kidnapped three and a half months ago.

R Kelly.

A Japanese soldier’s helmet, canteen (with a Japanese soldier’s name stitched into it) and a used bayonet from WWII.

It has blood stains.

@asmonet – Wow, those are some seriously historical artifacts from the war.

@Blue: Blame grandpa, he was a marine, I know for a fact he took those when he needed to, he also delivered a sword he had to take from a man in Japan after the war. But I know he took the helmet and the canteen off a dead man.

It’s kind of creepy, but a little bit awesome. :-/

@asmonet – That is pretty awesome when you think about it. I wonder what the additional history might be on those items like which battle did he acquire them from, which geographical location were they at, and things like that. Very interesting, in my opinion.

The original blueprints to my house – built in ‘46.

Me.

@jonfreed. Someone is bound to ask this sooner or later so I’ll just get it over with. (and this is all in fun so please don’t take offense)

So, what’s it like when you come out of the closet? No longer weird? :o)

Speaking as someone with many gay friends, some who are over 50 and STILL not out of the closet and some who are 19 and have been out for years;
it is not easy. I respect everyone who does so, in their own time. Seems the sooner the better, tho.

Hmm, lets see, Heroclix, a bookshelf overflowing with books, a box of comics, more comics in a stack, hmm what else, my US Navy Officer’s Deck-coat, My Soviet Russian Naval Deck-coat (non-officer), hmm, redwing motorcycle boots (that’s gotta count as weird right?) Uh… what else? A black hat that has “Area 51 Security” stitched into the front! A puffer fish stress relief ball from the movie finding nemo (my squishie), uh bath salts, fire-proof safe…. Prom dress… and a million books on bugs :) Yeaahah I’m a little weird!

You are as close to normal as it gets.

@science….Judging from the contents in that closet of yours, we might be more apt to label you ‘pack rat’ as opposed to calling you ‘weird’. :o)

@Bluefreedom:

Earthquakes, flash-floods, that sort of thing. Oh, and the Dow seems to plummet. Yeah, I said it: that’s me.

@jonfreed. I hear you. It’s a brave new world and it’s about to get a lot more uncertain with a new president about take up office. And the world is watching…...

An Elizabeth Taylor doll dressed in her Gold “Cleopatra” movie costume.