No, but I have a really good and dirty joke that involves the color blue, emotions, and Halloween, what better time to post it.
A guy throws a Halloween party and asks all the attendees to come dressed as an emotion.
There’s a knock on the door, and one guest arrives dressed head to toe in blue.
“I get it, you’re sad,” says the host.
The next knock on the door is a person dressed completely in red.
“Aha, you must be anger,” says the host.
Next time the host goes to the door, it’s a person dressed head to to in green.
“Let me guess…envy, right?” says the host.
By this time the host is getting sick of people just dressed as a color and is hoping for something a little bit less predictable.
So he was both pleased and taken aback when the doorbell rang, and he sees a completely naked man, with the exception of a bowl of custard strapped around his groin.
The host thinks for a few minutes, “wait…wait, don’t tell me.” But eventually he’s stumped. “I give up,” he says, “what are you supposed to be.”
To which the guest replies, “I’m fuckin’ dis custed.”
and I have always liked green too, though black and purple rock my world as well…nothin’ against blue though