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Things to do to lockers of people you do not like?

Asked by FiRE_MaN (684points) November 11th, 2008

This girl at my school went slightly to far and since ive been down lately it was the worst possable time for her to pick haha. it doesnt matter what she did i would just like to know some creative ideas that i could involve her locker, since we do not have locks on our lockers at my school i could easily open her locker and put something in it. she is a vegetarian so she likes animals. but she also gets scared very easily so i was thinking of putting a couple of mice in her locker on the top shelf and hoping they would jump out but i don’t think that alone would be satisfactory. i also thought of freezing a can of whip cream then taking it to school and opening it then dumping it in her locker… but that wouldn’t really do it for me either. does anyone have any suggestions? and for now lets say her name is vicky.

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skabeep's avatar

heres what i would do…

take a few dozen empty coke cans and tie a piece of string through them all and rig it where when she opens it they will all fall out making all sorts of noise and probably scaring the shit out of her without any permanent damage. but dont do it if she wouldnt be cool with it. private space should be kept private

aisyna's avatar

put a lock on her locker that she dosent know the combination to

jessehattabaugh's avatar

When I was in High School we had regular combination locks on our lockers, and in order to save time between classes, we’d leave them unbolted. So it was always fun to turn them around backwards and lock them. Especially at the end of the school year when everyone had forgotten their combination.

PupnTaco's avatar

Leave it alone and be big about it.

poofandmook's avatar

grow a set and be a man.

FiRE_MaN's avatar

shes done that to many times now.

chyna's avatar

So she is the low life, don’t be one, too.

squirbel's avatar

This is immature. Just do what pupntaco said and leave it alone.

jessturtle23's avatar

Don’t be passive aggressive. Just say something to her. People who intimidate others get intimidated really easily. I know from experience.

EmpressPixie's avatar

I’m going to throw my voice in with the mature crowd and say either talk to her—tell her what you didn’t appreciate and why—or leave it alone. Doing something to her locker makes you the same kind of horrible person she is. You can be better.

timeand_distance's avatar

print out pictures from rotten.com and tape them to the inside of it.

skfinkel's avatar

I’ve never been enamored with any kind of pay-backs. Either ignore her, or talk to her directly. Anything else is useless and will either escalate the situation or make her hate you more than she might already.

MacBean's avatar

GAs to everyone who said “Ignore it” or “Talk to her” instead of immature BS that’ll just exacerbate the problem.

waterskier2007's avatar

ok open the locker, put a piece of cardboard between the locker opening and the outside. fill the locker with ping pong balls, shut the door while simultaneously pulling out the cardboard. when she opens her locker ping pong balls will go everywhere. this can also be done with marbles

and if i might add what kind of school has lockers with no locks?

and screw all those people saying be mature. its high school (im assuming), have fun with it

asmonet's avatar

Don’t be an ass.

jrpowell's avatar

Ask Vicky to a movie.. I think she might have a crush on you.

jsc3791's avatar

What I am shocked about is that so many people responded with actual ideas of things to do… these are kids! I would not even dignify this question with a joking response.

Grow up and suck it up.

shrubbery's avatar

I agree with waterskier. Stop trying to be righteous do gooders :P Seriously, would you have done nothing when you were in highschool? You’ve already learnt the lessons, let him learn them too.
I like the ping pong idea too. I also think johnpowell could be right… I observed that for a lot of my friends, people pick on people they like. Ask her out ;)

jrpowell's avatar

And if you really want to get back at her…

Write her poems and sweet notes about how you have always liked her. Leave them in her locker with flowers and candy bars. Every couple weeks leave a new set. The timing is good for this thing. She might dig her secret admirer by Valentines day. Use a note to ask her out and leave her hanging for a romantic dinner on Valentines day.

This is assuming you can write a good letter or poem and she falls for it.

MacBean's avatar

Seriously, would you have done nothing when you were in highschool?

Yes. Though, frankly, nobody would have thought to do anything to me in high school. Because they wouldn’t have gotten an immature rise out of me.

arnbev959's avatar

First of all, go with one of our suggestions. Do not put mice in her locker. She tells someone, the pest control comes in, you get suspended. And whipped cream is dumb.

Whatever this girl did to upset you probably isn’t that big of a deal. Have you put yourself in her shoes? If you do decide to do something, hopefully it is more in the spirit of fun rather than pure malevolence.

Don’t forget that she will probably retaliate. If you do something to her locker she may do something ten times worse to yours. And if you end up with a dead skunk in your locker after you do something to hers you can’t be angry; your inviting it.

Don’t do anything that’s illegal, hurtful, dangerous, or stupid.

shrubbery's avatar

^^that’s what I meant to say, honest

Elumas's avatar

Someone asked what would you do if you were in highschool. I am in highschool and I have to say, in my humble opinion, don’t retaliate and encourage backlash.

babygalll's avatar

Let it go.

waterskier2007's avatar

quit trying to act like you guys wouldn’t have done anything immature. we all would have when we were in high school so don’t act like you were this super mature high schooler

EmpressPixie's avatar

1. We’ve already got a high schooler chiming in on the mature side of things.
2. I wouldn’t have done anything in high school.
3. We could be offering the opportunity to be better than we were. It’s one of those wacky, looking back, life lesson things.

waterskier2007's avatar

well the person asked what to do so we already know that hes not one of you super mature people that is above this petty act of retaliation, so i think the advice he wants are fun things to do to someones locker

EmpressPixie's avatar

Ah, but the advice you want and the advice you need are rarely the same.

FiRE_MaN's avatar

hmm she is not exactly my friend but she but i was meaning for this to be more playful then actual revenge. why do so many people lack a sense of humor?

jessturtle23's avatar

If you would have said it was a joke in the beginning you may have gotten some pretty good answers because people on here do have really good senses of humor. Either you are over-dramatic or you are backpedaling.

FiRE_MaN's avatar

yes i think i asked the question in to much of a serous mannor. the first two people who answered seemed to understand what i was asking but after that.. some but not really.

TzipiBaby's avatar

I filled my boyfriends locker with packing peanuts for his birthday, and he knew I was going to do something big. But I think that you need to keep in mind that if your school doesn’t have locks, which mine doesn’t either, it is because of a trust system.

shann_rox's avatar

I was going to do the same thing to a friend of mine who keeps putting stuff in my locker for a joke. School is almost over and i want to get her back while i can. It is not stupid or immature, just kids having fun.

Kalena's avatar

People take stuff so i config there locks to another combo because all the locks are built in

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