Today's reason you're thankful to be a man?

Thankful, not proud. :-)

I like being able to stand up and pee. I can urinate in more versatile places.

@jasongarret – I know, I just saw it now xD

@EnzoX24 – that’s so good, isn’t it? ;-)

My underwear gets more comfortable as it ages.

I feel sad but I don’t really have to cry because of it

This one is chock-full of thankfulness:
– I don’t have to deal with periods, discharge, or the difference between the two.
– I always know whether or not I’m pregnant.
– I don’t have to worry about the interaction between the #2s and oral contraception.

I don’t have to deal with creepy guys stalking me via Facebook, MySpace, etc. etc.

The line is a lot shorter to use the restroom.

Beef Jerky makes sense

mmmm…

@enzoX24
women CAN pee standing up… and they don’t even need an adapter. I came across a tutorial on it in a zine somewhere.

@Jason:you might have to worry about the conception issue. Not in the same way, but if it fails you’d still be a daddy.

-We don’t have to bear children.
-As aforementioned. we can pee standing up.
-Our value as a person is judged less on our appearance than our female counterparts.
-We pretty much never stop being fertile.
-Almost all sexual media is geared for our enjoyment.
-We never have to fake an orgasm.
-We get to keep our last names.

But on the negative side we die quicker and suffer more stress on average because we bottle everything up. Also, women can use their looks to get out of things a lot easier than guys can.

Dear MrMeltedCrayon if you wou would stop ignoring my Facebook Friend requests and changing your name this wouldnt have to be so creepy, the restraining order was a bit much if you ask ME but you never do… :(

@EmpressPixie – I get what you’re saying, but I’m thankful to be a daddy too.

I don’t have to put on make-up.
I don’t have to spend 2 hours doing my hair.
It doesn’t take me forever to get ready just to leave the house.
I won’t ever have the urge to spend all day in a mall shopping for clothes.
I won’t ever have periods.
I can be perfectly happy with my total absence of fashion sense.
I don’t have to sit down to urinate if I don’t want to.
I’ll never be labeled as a bad driver. (Sorry, I just couldn’t resist that one.)

@Stocky: I giggled profusely. In a very masculine manner.

I don’t have to put on make up and march to work in heels! How do women do that stuff?!!

women dont have to shave. more people buy us drinks lol:)

@suse: I bet more people buy drinks for women that do shave, though.

I ONLY buy drinks for women that shave. but sometimes they get so upset when i ask them if they do it doesnt get that far.

@suse – I’d take shaving over all the make-up stuff any day. That, and I can have hairy legs in summer :)

i waxed a small patch on my husbands back just to show him (had to talk him into it) and he thought it was agony lol:)